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Werewolf Sex Hat
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Description: Every song is about it.

Tags: punkrock, doom metal, horror, monster, punk

Werewolf Sex Hat

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Moonshine Smile Hat
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Description: Just another band that doesn't exist

Tags: band, band logo, smile, parody, alcohol

Moonshine Smile Hat

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Kevin McCallister, Original Trap King Hat
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Description: OG

Tags: mccauley culkin, rap, trap music, dance music, home alone 2

Kevin McCallister, Original Trap King Hat

$12 $19

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Dr. Steve PhilcOz Hat
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Description: He's the stuff of nightmares, but it's okay, he can fix that for you.

Tags: steve wilkos, mashup, doctor phil, dr oz, meme

Dr. Steve PhilcOz Hat

$12 $19

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WET RASH Hat
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Description: We trash.

Tags: neon, 4 eva, wet rash, forever, parody

WET RASH Hat

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FIREBEEZY Hat
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Description: You are what you eat... or drink.

Tags: whiskey, cinnamon, fireball whiskey, whisky, trash

FIREBEEZY Hat

$12 $19

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Cum Bucket Hat
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Description: Look, I'm not proud of this, but also why is it adorable?

Tags: adult, cum, mr bucket, cum bucket, cumberbatch

Cum Bucket Hat

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Ho boy, do I suck! Hat
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Description: Facts.

Tags: vacuum cleaner, depressed, suck, cartoon

Ho boy, do I suck! Hat

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Notable Local Cannibals Hat
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Description: They have the best recipes.

Tags: skeleton, pastels, band, fake band, pop art

Notable Local Cannibals Hat

$12 $19

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Frustrated by Dummies Hat
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Description: Aren't we all...

Tags: frustrated, dummy, fake band, test, frustration

Frustrated by Dummies Hat

$12 $19

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Bone Luge Hat
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Description: Another fake band, doom and gloom.

Tags: flowers, floral, doom, devil, logo

Bone Luge Hat

$12 $19

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Acid Babies Hat
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Description: The trippiest band to never exist.

Tags: flower power, jam band, retro, vintage, 70s

Acid Babies Hat

$12 $19

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Violent Yawns Hat
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Description: Fake band or halitosis? You decide!

Tags: lightening, yawn, lips, music, logo

Violent Yawns Hat

$12 $19

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Bone Choker Hat
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Description: Another fake band. Clearly 90's skater bros.

Tags: alternative, grunge, flame, skateboarding, skate

Bone Choker Hat

$12 $19

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Crying by Proxy Hat
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Description: Another band that doesn't exist, but, they're definitely Emo.

Tags: sad girl, band, bands, sad music, emo band

Crying by Proxy Hat

$12 $19

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Goddamn Minivan Hat
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Description: Everyone's favorite jam band. Just kidding, this band doesn't exist. Confuse your friends!

Tags: bands, minivan, music, hippy, van life

Goddamn Minivan Hat

$12 $19

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Hotdog Hat
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Description: They're just good luck.

Tags: luck, summer, good luck, vibes, hotdog

Hotdog Hat

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Novaiden Hat
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Description: It's just us.

Tags: comedy, trash, standup, newports, cigarettes

Novaiden Hat

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Trash, Not Garbage Hat
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Description: It's an important distinction.

Tags: trash panda, smoking, cigarette, garbage, parody

Trash, Not Garbage Hat

$12 $19

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YEET Hat
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Description: When in doubt... just yeet it.

Tags: humor

YEET Hat

$12 $19

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Cordial See You Next Tuesday Hat
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Description: Sweet as sugar, but salty AF.

Tags: floral, cordial, parody, wedding, funny gift

Cordial See You Next Tuesday Hat

$12 $19

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We're having a good time Hat
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Description: If you say it, it makes it so.

Tags: text, podcast, humor, comedian, podcast merch

We're having a good time Hat

$12 $19

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novaiden dumpster pals Hat
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Description: Two trash pandas living their best life.

Tags: dumpster, comedy, comedian, trash panda, trash pandas

novaiden dumpster pals Hat

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