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Werewolf Sex Socks
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Description: Every song is about it.

Tags: punkrock, doom metal, horror, monster, punk
Moonshine Smile Socks
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Description: Just another band that doesn't exist

Tags: band, band logo, smile, parody, alcohol
Kevin McCallister, Original Trap King Socks
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Description: OG

Tags: mccauley culkin, rap, trap music, dance music, home alone 2
Dr. Steve PhilcOz Socks
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Description: He's the stuff of nightmares, but it's okay, he can fix that for you.

Tags: steve wilkos, mashup, doctor phil, dr oz, meme
WET RASH Socks
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Description: We trash.

Tags: neon, 4 eva, wet rash, forever, parody
FIREBEEZY Socks
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Description: You are what you eat... or drink.

Tags: whiskey, cinnamon, fireball whiskey, whisky, trash
Cum Bucket Socks
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Description: Look, I'm not proud of this, but also why is it adorable?

Tags: adult, cum, mr bucket, cum bucket, cumberbatch
Ho boy, do I suck! Socks
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Description: Facts.

Tags: vacuum cleaner, depressed, suck, cartoon
Notable Local Cannibals Socks
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Description: They have the best recipes.

Tags: skeleton, pastels, band, fake band, pop art
Frustrated by Dummies Socks
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Description: Aren't we all...

Tags: frustrated, dummy, fake band, test, frustration
Bone Luge Socks
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Description: Another fake band, doom and gloom.

Tags: flowers, floral, doom, devil, logo
Acid Babies Socks
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Description: The trippiest band to never exist.

Tags: flower power, jam band, retro, vintage, 70s
Violent Yawns Socks
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Description: Fake band or halitosis? You decide!

Tags: lightening, yawn, lips, music, logo
Bone Choker Socks
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Description: Another fake band. Clearly 90's skater bros.

Tags: alternative, grunge, flame, skateboarding, skate
Crying by Proxy Socks
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Description: Another band that doesn't exist, but, they're definitely Emo.

Tags: sad girl, band, bands, sad music, emo band
Goddamn Minivan Socks
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Description: Everyone's favorite jam band. Just kidding, this band doesn't exist. Confuse your friends!

Tags: bands, minivan, music, hippy, van life
Hotdog Socks
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Description: They're just good luck.

Tags: luck, summer, good luck, vibes, hotdog
Novaiden Socks
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Description: It's just us.

Tags: comedy, trash, standup, newports, cigarettes
Trash, Not Garbage Socks
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Description: It's an important distinction.

Tags: trash panda, smoking, cigarette, garbage, parody
YEET Socks
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Description: When in doubt... just yeet it.

Tags: humor
Cordial See You Next Tuesday Socks
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Description: Sweet as sugar, but salty AF.

Tags: floral, cordial, parody, wedding, funny gift
We're having a good time Socks
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Description: If you say it, it makes it so.

Tags: text, podcast, humor, comedian, podcast merch
novaiden dumpster pals Socks
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Description: Two trash pandas living their best life.

Tags: dumpster, comedy, comedian, trash panda, trash pandas

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