Oz9

Description: If you're going to be silly enough to listen to this show, but silly enough to fess up to it. It's not like you have an important job interview to go to or potential inlaws to impress.

Description: We really appreciate that what happens in space tends to stay in space - with some exceptions (sorry, Sweden!). But mostly this has REALLY worked in our favor.

Description: It's Season 7, and surely that merits a tee shirt with the Oz ship bumping into Uranus?

Description: (Almost) all the idiots in one design.

Description: Oh, just figure it out.

Description: I wouldn't describe the crew as "heroes," exactly. More...not.

Description: Designed to fit your phone.

Description: I want a phone case with this design, so that's what this is. I guess you can have one too.

Description: Oz 9's Dr. Theo Bromae...swoon!

Description: The Oz 9 Albatros, she's The Terminator in a pencil skirt.

Description: Greg, the robot zebra with flowing mane...it's a long story.

Description: The Oz 9's two headed repair bot at your service.

Description: Colin, somehow never seen without his martini...sometimes barely seen at all.

Description: Catch a rare glimpse of the Oz 9 ship as it chonks along in outer space. All sales of this special pride rainbow version will go to The Trevor Project. www.TheTrevorProject.org

Description: Love is Love. Thanks to our amazing artist, Lucas Elliott, for this special Pride Month design. All proceeds to The Trevor Project. If you want a different background color, shout to [email protected]!

Description: Show the world your status as an Official Space Monkey with this seal.

Description: Worn on the flight suits of the Oz 9 crew! Sport your mission patch to look like a crew member.

Description: The corporate logo for the company behind the Oz ships.

Description: Official MCCACEC garb from the College Bookstore now available for everyone! Dress up like Donna's fellow alma mater.

Description: If science were always this sexy, more of us would have the periodic table memorized....

Description: You thought James Bond was cool. Pffffft. This woman makes the martini swiller look like a rank amateur.

Description: Some phone cases take out too much of our adorable zebra's head. So we asked him to stand the other way.

Description: Not quite as wholesome as the Brady Bunch, but keeping it together for now.

Description: If you know a woman who fits this description, get her a tee shirt or a pillow. You'll probably live longer.

Description: She's feisty but ever-so-much-fun. And if you say differently, I hope you have a really good panic room.

Description: His opinions are starting to flow as freely as that mane.

Description: He knows Cpt Madeline isn't the smartest springbok on the savannah, but he hoped for better from Jessie.... The Oz 9 is full of disappointments.

Description: OK, not everyone likes the red nametags, so here's Greg, sans name, but still cute as Charles Dickens, or whatever that expression is.

Description: Cute AND smart and gradually realizing he's trapped with a bunch of idiots, our swamp-grazing zebra is starting to regret this voyage....

Description: She may look innocent, but the Oz 9's Artificial Intelligence will fry you where you stand or gas you with experimental aromatherapy... you won't like it.

Description: He's pretty cranky at the best of times, but let's be honest: he's not exactly narrating the "best of times."

Description: He's amazing at mopping floors and scaring the hell out of the crew. His discovery of sandwich machines has eradicated any need for laxatives.

Description: An errant olive may have turned Colin into Colin-plus, but to the crew of the Oz 9, he's still the arrogant, annoying Colin he's always been.

Description: When you've done some nifty assassining and must get away quickly, it's time for ... nefarious running!

Description: You have Leet's Heroic Running shirt, now have a face-off in your dresser drawer with le Bichon Frise's Nefarious Running!

Description: Deadly with the decongestant, this assassin with the appalling French accent hitched a ride aboard the Oz 9. But what's his real purpose???