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Hi, my name is Tim and I make stuff. If you like one of my designs but want it changed in any way, you can message me in instagram @timkressarts. I’ll be happy to work with you. [[ABSOLUTELY NO A.I. IS USED IN MY DESIGNS]]

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Valvotross Card

Description: Chad’s dnd guy

Tags: dnd character

Valvotross Card

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Me Too, Brute Card
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Description: Brutus was an honorable man.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, antifascist

Me Too, Brute Card

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Brutus Was An Honorable Man Card
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Description: Countrymen, lend me your ears…

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, antifascist

Brutus Was An Honorable Man Card

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The Kindly Ones Card
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Description: This is a shirt design for my old band, The Kindly Ones. You can listen to our EP “Let It Sleep” at https://quadcitiesmusicarchive.bandcamp.com/album/let-it-sleep

Tags: band, band merchandise, metal, music, musician

The Kindly Ones Card

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Typewriter Font Card
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Description: An example of a typewriter font.

Tags: funny, funny quote, funny slogan, funnytee, humor

Typewriter Font Card

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Sleigher Card

Description: Sometimes even Slayer fans need to represent during the holidays. (v.3: Muted Background))

Tags: 2025, christmas, christmas humor, christmas present, funny christmas

Sleigher Card

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Sleigher Card

Description: Sometimes even Slayer fans need to represent during the holidays. (v.2: gray background)

Tags: band, christmas, christmas humor, christmas present, christmas sweater

Sleigher Card

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Sleigher Card
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Description: Sometimes even Slayer fans need to represent during the holidays. (v.1: full color)

Tags: band, christmas, funny christmas, horror, metal band

Sleigher Card

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Squirrel Song v.4 Card

Description: Shellac 1000 Hurts Track 2: Squirrel Song

Tags: 1000 hurts, band, big black, hardcore, lyrics

Squirrel Song v.4 Card

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Squirrel Song v.3 Card
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Description: Shellac 1000 Hurts Track 2: Squirrel Song

Tags: band, band merch, band merchandise, big black, hardcore

Squirrel Song v.3 Card

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Squirrel Song v.2 Card
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Description: Shellac 1000 Hurts Track 2: Squirrel Song

Tags: band, big black, hardcore, music, post punk

Squirrel Song v.2 Card

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Squirrel Song v.1 Card

Description: Shellac 1000 Hurts Track 2: Squirrel Song

Tags: band, big black, indie rock, music, musician

Squirrel Song v.1 Card

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Mount Buscemi Card

Description: A monument to national treasure, Steve Buscemi.

Tags: america, big lebowski, buscemi, coen brothers, mount rushmore

Mount Buscemi Card

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I’m walkin’ over here! Card
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Description: It’s a shirt for a fake restaurant.

Tags: humor, new jersey, nick, satire

I’m walkin’ over here! Card

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Real Squirrels Card

Description: Because they were squirrels, real squirrels This isn't some kind of metaphor Goddamn, this is real

Tags: band, indie music, indiepop, indierock, music

Real Squirrels Card

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Our Lord of Leave Me Alone Card
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Description: And on the 5th day, this bro was like, “Go tf away.’

Tags: bible, christ, christian, christianity, faith

Our Lord of Leave Me Alone Card

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Bury Me In Obscurity Card
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Description: Obscurity over fame.

Tags: dark, different, gothic, inspiration, inspirational

Bury Me In Obscurity Card

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Thunder C*nt Card

Description: Vanquish your foes! Become proud Thunder Cunt, the Supreme Deity of Mount Olympus, if Mount Olympus was in your pants. (Black/White variant)

Tags: bitch, boss lady, cunt, feminist, girl boss

Thunder C*nt Card

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Thunder C*nt Card
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Description: Vanquish your foes! Become proud Thunder Cunt, the Supreme Deity of Mount Olympus, if Mount Olympus was in your pants. (Black/Gold variant)

Tags: boss babe, boss bitch, boss lady, cunty, feminism

Thunder C*nt Card

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Thunder C*nt Card
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Description: Vanquish your foes! Become proud Thunder Cunt, the Supreme Deity of Mount Olympus, if Mount Olympus was in your pants. (White/Gold variant)

Tags: boss babe, boss bitch, cunty, feminism, girl boss

Thunder C*nt Card

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Help Me I Am In Hell Card
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Description: That 3 in the morning feeling. .

Tags: anxiety, anxious, demon, depression, despair

Help Me I Am In Hell Card

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Despair Card
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Description: The complete loss or absence of hope.

Tags: anxiety, anxious, emotion, feelings, introvert

Despair Card

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GFY Card
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Description: Do it..

Tags: fuck off, funny, go fuck yourself, horror, humor

GFY Card

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Resurrection Card
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Description: A bog wizard resurrects a corpse under a red sky.

Tags: concept artwork, fantasy, magic, paganism, sacrifice

Resurrection Card

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Fish Heads Card
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Description: Oreb for Calde!

Tags: book of the long sun, fantasy, fiction, fictional character, sci fi

Fish Heads Card

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The Night Chough Card
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Description: Oreb of the Long Sun, a good bird. Deserves fish heads and not to be cut.

Tags: book of the long sun, fictional character, odd, sci fi, science fiction

The Night Chough Card

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Night Goddess Card
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Description: The Goddess of Night.

Tags: horror, legend, myth, mythology, occult

Night Goddess Card

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Oreb For Calde! Card
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Description: Oreb of the Long Sun, a good bird. Deserves fish heads and not to be cut.

Tags: sci fi, science fiction, solar cycle

Oreb For Calde! Card

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Delirium and her Fishies Card
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Description: Delirium of the Endless, inspired by Neil Gaiman’s Sandman comics.

Tags: comicbookfan, comic artists, beautiful, vertigo comics, endless

Delirium and her Fishies Card

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Magic is Real #4 Card
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Description: A magical orange unicorn that will fix your relationship with your dad.

Tags: fantasy, magical, horses, magic, pony

Magic is Real #4 Card

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Magic is Real #3 Card
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Description: A magical red unicorn, the destroyer of worlds.

Tags: end of the world, gift idea, red, pony, unicorn lover

Magic is Real #3 Card

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Magic is Real #2 Card
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Description: A magical blue unicorn, which are said to haunt the dreams of your enemies.

Tags: horror, enemy, unicorn art, dreams, unicorn lover

Magic is Real #2 Card

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