PaulSimic

Description: Jason Voorhees chasing down a camp counselor with an inspirational message.

Description: Cute demon just living his best life in Hell.

Description: Exercise pun featuring a puking demon.

Description: Pizza, beer, fries, and cookies running... into my mouth.

Description: This taco can't keep himself together.

Description: Dead and falling apart.

Description: Already dead and downing in depression.

Description: Steamboat Willie style animals dancing around a pentagram.

Description: Borat and Azamat in the style of Calvin and Hobbes

Description: Jack Skellington in the style of a vintage Led Zeppelin shirt

Description: Upon the entrance of the cyclopean temple, among the ruins of the sunken city of R'lyeh, this eldritch idol of Cthulhu stands looming upon all who'd enter. Foreshadowing the doom which awaits us all.

Description: Mortal Kombat in Ukiyo-e style, featuring: Subzero vs Scorpion by Paul Simic *The Japanese words at the top are a death poem.

Description: Darth Vader in the Japanese Ukiyo-e style

Description: Star Wars in Ukiyo-e style, featuring: Luke Skywalker vs Darth Vader by Paul Simic *The Japanese words at the top are a description of the final battle.

Description: Like "New Phone..." but with a shirt.

Description: Based on the repeated allegations that The New England Patriots "cheat". The design features a deflating football and a cheetah with a sly grin and a mischievous wink. The cheetah(s) itself is a play on words based on the word “cheater” pronounced with a Boston accent: "Cheat'ah!" In perfect time for the football season and more allegations. It can be worn with spiteful vigor or with ironic denial of the cheating allegations.

Description: It's a pun! Ever been mugged by a pug? It's unlikely but I bet it would scar you for life!