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Pursue Your Goals Card
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Description: Jason Voorhees chasing down a camp counselor with an inspirational message.

Tags: scary, motivation, motivational words, positive quote, horrormovies

Pursue Your Goals Card

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Living In Hell Card
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Description: Cute demon just living his best life in Hell.

Tags: horror, retro, satanism, hell, devil worship

Living In Hell Card

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Exorcise Daily Card
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Description: Exercise pun featuring a puking demon.

Tags: fitness, exercise, devil, possessed, workout

Exorcise Daily Card

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Run Into My Mouth Card

Description: Pizza, beer, fries, and cookies running... into my mouth.

Tags: cheeseburger, french fries, exercise, workout, gym

Run Into My Mouth Card

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Taco Falling Apart Card
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Description: This taco can't keep himself together.

Tags: depression, dark humor gifts, anxiety, mental health, tacos

Taco Falling Apart Card

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Falling Apart Card

Description: Dead and falling apart.

Tags: anxious, introvert, losing my mind, mental health, social anxiety

Falling Apart Card

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I'm Good, Bro Card

Description: Already dead and downing in depression.

Tags: skull, motivational quote, inspirational quote, humor, dark humour

I'm Good, Bro Card

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Hail Satan Card

Description: Steamboat Willie style animals dancing around a pentagram.

Tags: satan, devil, demon, paganism, horror

Hail Satan Card

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Borat - Cultural Learnings Card
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Description: Borat and Azamat in the style of Calvin and Hobbes

Tags: kazakhstan, comedy, sacha baron cohen, movie, calvin and hobbes adventures

Borat - Cultural Learnings Card

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Nightmare Card

Description: Jack Skellington in the style of a vintage Led Zeppelin shirt

Tags: sally ragdoll, led zeppelin, vintage retro, halloween, jack skellington

Nightmare Card

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Cthulhu - Prophet of Doom Card
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Description: Upon the entrance of the cyclopean temple, among the ruins of the sunken city of R'lyeh, this eldritch idol of Cthulhu stands looming upon all who'd enter. Foreshadowing the doom which awaits us all.

Tags: lovecraft, hp lovecraft, octopus, retro, horror

Cthulhu - Prophet of Doom Card

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Fire and Ice Card

Description: Mortal Kombat in Ukiyo-e style, featuring: Subzero vs Scorpion by Paul Simic *The Japanese words at the top are a death poem.

Tags: mortalkombat, scorpion, sub zero, mk1, mk3

Fire and Ice Card

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Dark Shogun Card
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Description: Darth Vader in the Japanese Ukiyo-e style

Tags: samurai, sith, samurai warrior, star wars, darthvader

Dark Shogun Card

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Return of the Samurai Card
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Description: Star Wars in Ukiyo-e style, featuring: Luke Skywalker vs Darth Vader by Paul Simic *The Japanese words at the top are a description of the final battle.

Tags: darth vader, japan, japanese, jedi, katana

Return of the Samurai Card

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New Shirt Who Dis? Card
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Description: Like "New Phone..." but with a shirt.

Tags: go away, hipster, hip hop, offended, asshole

New Shirt Who Dis? Card

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Officer Myers Card
Tags: dead, death, badge, police, cops

Officer Myers Card

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