Phylodox

Description: It's very important to know your bullywugs! Use size, colour, and most importantly dental history to differentiate between friendly and potentially deadly frog people! Display this badge with pride!

Description: Reading is terrible! Your eyes get all scratchy and you don't get no sun and you maybe even get a paper cut! Ain't nobody ought to be reading! Display your stance against this menace with a fine poster or sticker!

Description: Tee hee! Hang this poster on your wall! Tee hee! Put it on something as a sticker! Tee hee! It's not horrifying at all! Tee hee!

Description: Reer. Reer reer. Reer. Reeeeeer. Reer reer reer. Reer!* *He is a fierce litigator! Get Paw-Paw in your corner with an awesome sticker or poster! And always remember, never speak to the authorities without your legal counsel present! Reer!

Description: Now you can display your Frostwind Pride with this great new sticker that you can put on your laptop or magical tome!

Description: Reading is stupid, we can all agree. Except maybe for "Ulfgar Goes Punch" and this book. After all, two books are all you need, right?