Phylodox

Description: It's very important to know your bullywugs! Use size, colour, and most importantly dental history to differentiate between friendly and potentially deadly frog people! Display this badge with pride!

Description: Reading is terrible! Your eyes get all scratchy and you don't get no sun and you maybe even get a paper cut! Ain't nobody ought to be reading! Display your stance against this menace with a fine poster or sticker!

Description: Tee hee! Hang this poster on your wall! Tee hee! Put it on something as a sticker! Tee hee! It's not horrifying at all! Tee hee!