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I'm so all over the place. One minute I'm dreaming of a career in profession wrestling, the next a goblin hiding in a cave.

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Inter Planetary Psychiatric Association Hoodie

Description: Something slipped in to the end credit's of John Carpenter's In the Mouth of Madness.

Tags: aspca, cthulhu, cult classic, halloween, horror

Inter Planetary Psychiatric Association Hoodie

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Goblinmania Hoodie
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Description: Remember when heels were smart and not just cowardly? Sounds like they'd be better as goblins.

Tags: d20, dice, dnd, dungeon master, dungeons and dragons

Goblinmania Hoodie

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Lagobgob - Labubu parody, but it's goblins (light) Hoodie
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Description: I don't know what Labubu is, or why it is this year's hydroflask or whatever. I just know it would be better as goblins.

Tags: cute, dnd, dungeons and dragons, funny, goblins
Lagobgob - Labubu parody, but it's goblins (dark) Hoodie
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Description: It's lovely to see Labubu being so in demand. But it would be better if it were goblins.

Tags: cute, dnd, funny, goblins, green
In Gob We Trust - Green as in Money Hoodie
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Description: All the best goblins are green. You know what else is green? US Currency.

Tags: coins, d20, dnd, dungeons and dragons, gaming

In Gob We Trust - Green as in Money Hoodie

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In Gob We Trust - Metallic Goblin Coin Relief Hoodie
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Description: Taking the phrase usually found on US currency and putting it to a better use. Goblins are money.

Tags: coins, d20, dice, dnd, dungeons and dragons
Gobmoji - Goblin Emoji Hoodie
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Description: We need a proper western goblin emoji, all green and adorable and evil and mischievous.

Tags: d20, dnd, dungeons and dragons, emoticon, face

Gobmoji - Goblin Emoji Hoodie

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Every Pirate is an Accountant at Heart Hoodie

Description: That's why it is called going on The Account. Even an outlaw of the high seas knows that you have to balance your books.

Tags: accountant, cpa, death, finance, funny accountant

Every Pirate is an Accountant at Heart Hoodie

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Scheele's Green - Unequaled Brilliance Hoodie
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Description: For some reason, this beautiful shade of emerald has fallen out of favor. Let's bring it back, shall we? Whether decorating your home or an elegant ballgown for a night out, Scheele's Green is the dye to die for (because of all the arsenic).

Tags: aesthetic, arsenic, caution, colorful, death

Scheele's Green - Unequaled Brilliance Hoodie

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for life - nwo hand sign Hoodie
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Description: When you're nWo, you're in 4-L-I-F-E. And here we are 20 years later and we still at it.

Tags: hands, hulk hogan, kevin nash, new world order, nwo

for life - nwo hand sign Hoodie

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Bumpin' Meat - The Big Meaty Men Slapping Meat follow-up Hoodie
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Description: What you gonna do when big meaty men start bumpin'? This wrestling shirt puts a new spin on a vintage slogan, but made better for many reasons. Keep on slappin'

Tags: big meaty men slapping meat, bumpin meat, meat, nwo, pro wrestling
No Bread. No Water. Just Meat! Hoodie
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Description: Credit goes to the one and only Booker T for this statement of brilliant simplicity and elegance. No fancy stuff. No filler. Just meat.

Tags: big meaty men slapping meat, bread, meat, next, no

No Bread. No Water. Just Meat! Hoodie

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MeatMania in Peach Fuzz Hoodie
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Description: Slapping Meat in Style, with the MeatMania logo in the 2024 Pantone Color of the Year Peach Fuzz.

Tags: big meaty men slapping meat, funny, minimal, nwo, pantone color of the year 2024

MeatMania in Peach Fuzz Hoodie

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MeatMania - Simple Meat Edition Hoodie
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Description: No bread. No water. Just meat.

Tags: meat, nwo, pro wrestling, sports, wcw

MeatMania - Simple Meat Edition Hoodie

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MeatMania - Meaty Men Slapping Meat Hoodie
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Description: We want that Hoss fight. Get them big men in the ring and let them slap eachother silly.

Tags: big meaty men slapping meat, meat, pro wrestling, sports, wrestlemania

MeatMania - Meaty Men Slapping Meat Hoodie

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Meat Forever - Still Raw the Next Day Edition Hoodie
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Description: When big beefy boys throw down, it's going to get RAW. Slapping meat down to the bone. I might have gone too far on this one.

Tags: aew, bacon, beef, big meaty men slapping meat, food
Meaty Men Invitational Hoodie
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Description: Forget the Royal Rumble. Forget the King of the Ring. We want some big men with big chests bumpin'. Meat Forever.

Tags: aew, big e, big meaty men slapping meat, kofi kingston, meat

Meaty Men Invitational Hoodie

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Authentic, Hand-Strained, Teat-to-Table Beef Milk Hoodie

Description: So, you've had soy milk and almond milk. Now, try the hottest new craze, beef milk. From the episode of Parks and Recreation. It's milk.

Tags: beef, cow, food, funny, hipster
Teenagers Are The Worst Hoodie
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Description: Ugh. Just Horrible. F-.

Tags: animal, creature, cruel, cute, dark

Teenagers Are The Worst Hoodie

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Kids Run So Stupid - Retro Child Hoodie
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Description: Have you ever seen a kid run? What are they thinking? They're just throwing their limbs around as fast as they can. Why can't kids do anything right? They're the worst.

Tags: animals, children, colors, cute, exercise

Kids Run So Stupid - Retro Child Hoodie

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Find Your Inner Strength - Skeleton Flex Hoodie
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Description: What matters most is what's inside. You're bones.

Tags: bodybuilding, bones, exercise, gym, lifting

Find Your Inner Strength - Skeleton Flex Hoodie

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Arm-ageddon: Train Like There Is No Tomorrow Hoodie
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Description: The world is ending. Go out swole.

Tags: bodybuilding, energy, exercise, explosion, flex
Elf Fitness - Bend But Never Break Hoodie
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Description: Just putting an elf out there. When he does squats, he's an elf making a shelf. Practice good form.

Tags: d20, dnd, dungeon master, dungeons and dragons, elf

Elf Fitness - Bend But Never Break Hoodie

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Embrace Your Inner Goblin - Female Goblin Yoga Hoodie
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Description: Bend your body in all sorts of ways to find peace? Nah. Inside of you there is a wild goblin who wants to get out and do some real mischief.

Tags: dnd, dungeons and dragons, exercise, fantasy, female
Cunk on a T-Shirt - pop art portrait of Philomena Cunk Hoodie
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Description: What is it a T-Shirt? A "T" has 2 bits for the arms and is longer in the dangly part, but a T-Shirt is more like a big rectangle with two little sticky outy bits. It's wild what those clothing boffins come up with. Philomena Cunk asking the questions no one else wants to. In the style of Patrick Nagel.

Tags: 1980s, bbc, comedy, cunk, cunk on britain
"Queens of Science" Hoodie

Description: A group of women in science - Marie Curie, Rosalind Franklin, Ada Lovelace, Mary Somerville, Mary Shelley, Amelia Earhart, Mae Jemison.

Tags: code like a girl, coding girl, engineer, engineering, feminism

"Queens of Science" Hoodie

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CURIE - "Queen of Science" Marie Curie Hoodie
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Description: Interpretation of Marie Curie, pioneer of research into radioactivity. This is part of a collection of pieces celebrating women in STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics). Following the style of Patrick Nagel.

Tags: 80s, chemistry, feminism, feminist, nagel

CURIE - "Queen of Science" Marie Curie Hoodie

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EARHART - "Queen of Science" Amelia Earhart Hoodie
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Description: Interpretation of Amelia Earhart, the first female aviator to fly solo across the Atlantic. This is part of a collection of pieces celebrating women in STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics). Following the style of Patrick Nagel.

Tags: aircraft, airplane, aviation, feminism, feminist
FRANKLIN - "Queen of Science" Rosalind Franklin Hoodie

Description: Interpretation of Rosalind Franklin, who helped identify DNA. This is part of a collection of pieces celebrating women in STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics). Following the style of Patrick Nagel.

Tags: biology, dna, feminism, feminist, franklin
JEMISON - "Queen of Science" portrait of Mae Jemison Hoodie
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Description: Interpretation of Mae C. Jemison, the first African-American woman in space. This is part of a collection of pieces celebrating women in STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics). Following the style of Patrick Nagel.

Tags: astronaut, chemist, chemistry, feminism, feminist
LOVELACE - "Queen of Science" Portrait of Ada Lovelace Hoodie
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Description: Interpretation of Ada Lovelace, mathematician and "queen of programming". This is part of a collection of pieces celebrating women in STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics). Following the style of Patrick Nagel.

Tags: coder, coding, computer, developer, feminism
SOMERVILLE - portrait of "Queen of Science" Mary Somerville Hoodie
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Description: Interpretation of Mary Somerville, the original "Queen of Science". This is part of a collection of pieces celebrating women in STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics). Following the style of Patrick Nagel.

Tags: coding, feminism, feminist, math, programmer girl
SHELLEY - Queen of Science Fiction Mary Shelly portrait in 80's retro pop art style Hoodie
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Description: Interpretation of Mary Shelley, author of Frankenstein, the first science-fiction novel. This is part of a collection of pieces celebrating women in STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics). Following the style of Patrick Nagel.

Tags: book lover, books, bookworm, frankenstein, frankensteins monster
ODD I can't even Hoodie
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Description: Is it a math joke? Is it self expression? Is it an old man trying to sound cool and hip?

Tags: back to school, funny, humor, i cant even, joke

ODD I can't even Hoodie

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Girls Need Space Hoodie
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Description: Terrible Isolation, Beautiful Expanse.

Tags: technology, universe, pink, girls, science

Girls Need Space Hoodie

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GOBBO - It's not a campaign. It's just goblins. Hoodie
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Description: It's a parody of a retro HBO logo and meant to be a funny joke about goblins. Let's not overthink this.

Tags: d20, dice, dnd, dungeon master, dungeons and dragons

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