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I'm so all over the place. One minute I'm dreaming of a career in profession wrestling, the next a goblin hiding in a cave.

Tapestries

Inter Planetary Psychiatric Association Tapestry

Description: Something slipped in to the end credit's of John Carpenter's In the Mouth of Madness.

Tags: aspca, cthulhu, cult classic, halloween, horror
Goblinmania Tapestry
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Description: Remember when heels were smart and not just cowardly? Sounds like they'd be better as goblins.

Tags: d20, dice, dnd, dungeon master, dungeons and dragons
Lagobgob - Labubu parody, but it's goblins (light) Tapestry
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Description: I don't know what Labubu is, or why it is this year's hydroflask or whatever. I just know it would be better as goblins.

Tags: cute, dnd, dungeons and dragons, funny, goblins
Lagobgob - Labubu parody, but it's goblins (dark) Tapestry
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Description: It's lovely to see Labubu being so in demand. But it would be better if it were goblins.

Tags: cute, dnd, funny, goblins, green
In Gob We Trust - Green as in Money Tapestry
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Description: All the best goblins are green. You know what else is green? US Currency.

Tags: coins, d20, dnd, dungeons and dragons, gaming
In Gob We Trust - Metallic Goblin Coin Relief Tapestry
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Description: Taking the phrase usually found on US currency and putting it to a better use. Goblins are money.

Tags: coins, d20, dice, dnd, dungeons and dragons
Gobmoji - Goblin Emoji Tapestry
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Description: We need a proper western goblin emoji, all green and adorable and evil and mischievous.

Tags: d20, dnd, dungeons and dragons, emoticon, face
Every Pirate is an Accountant at Heart Tapestry

Description: That's why it is called going on The Account. Even an outlaw of the high seas knows that you have to balance your books.

Tags: accountant, cpa, death, finance, funny accountant
Scheele's Green - Unequaled Brilliance Tapestry
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Description: For some reason, this beautiful shade of emerald has fallen out of favor. Let's bring it back, shall we? Whether decorating your home or an elegant ballgown for a night out, Scheele's Green is the dye to die for (because of all the arsenic).

Tags: aesthetic, arsenic, caution, colorful, death
for life - nwo hand sign Tapestry
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Description: When you're nWo, you're in 4-L-I-F-E. And here we are 20 years later and we still at it.

Tags: hands, hulk hogan, kevin nash, new world order, nwo
Bumpin' Meat - The Big Meaty Men Slapping Meat follow-up Tapestry
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Description: What you gonna do when big meaty men start bumpin'? This wrestling shirt puts a new spin on a vintage slogan, but made better for many reasons. Keep on slappin'

Tags: big meaty men slapping meat, bumpin meat, meat, nwo, pro wrestling
No Bread. No Water. Just Meat! Tapestry
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Description: Credit goes to the one and only Booker T for this statement of brilliant simplicity and elegance. No fancy stuff. No filler. Just meat.

Tags: big meaty men slapping meat, bread, meat, next, no
MeatMania in Peach Fuzz Tapestry
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Description: Slapping Meat in Style, with the MeatMania logo in the 2024 Pantone Color of the Year Peach Fuzz.

Tags: big meaty men slapping meat, funny, minimal, nwo, pantone color of the year 2024
MeatMania - Simple Meat Edition Tapestry
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Description: No bread. No water. Just meat.

Tags: meat, nwo, pro wrestling, sports, wcw
MeatMania - Meaty Men Slapping Meat Tapestry
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Description: We want that Hoss fight. Get them big men in the ring and let them slap eachother silly.

Tags: big meaty men slapping meat, meat, pro wrestling, sports, wrestlemania
Meat Forever - Still Raw the Next Day Edition Tapestry
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Description: When big beefy boys throw down, it's going to get RAW. Slapping meat down to the bone. I might have gone too far on this one.

Tags: aew, bacon, beef, big meaty men slapping meat, food
Meaty Men Invitational Tapestry
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Description: Forget the Royal Rumble. Forget the King of the Ring. We want some big men with big chests bumpin'. Meat Forever.

Tags: aew, big e, big meaty men slapping meat, kofi kingston, meat
Authentic, Hand-Strained, Teat-to-Table Beef Milk Tapestry

Description: So, you've had soy milk and almond milk. Now, try the hottest new craze, beef milk. From the episode of Parks and Recreation. It's milk.

Tags: beef, cow, food, funny, hipster
Teenagers Are The Worst Tapestry
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Description: Ugh. Just Horrible. F-.

Tags: animal, creature, cruel, cute, dark
Kids Run So Stupid - Retro Child Tapestry
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Description: Have you ever seen a kid run? What are they thinking? They're just throwing their limbs around as fast as they can. Why can't kids do anything right? They're the worst.

Tags: animals, children, colors, cute, exercise
Find Your Inner Strength - Skeleton Flex Tapestry
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Description: What matters most is what's inside. You're bones.

Tags: bodybuilding, bones, exercise, gym, lifting
Arm-ageddon: Train Like There Is No Tomorrow Tapestry
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Description: The world is ending. Go out swole.

Tags: bodybuilding, energy, exercise, explosion, flex
Elf Fitness - Bend But Never Break Tapestry
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Description: Just putting an elf out there. When he does squats, he's an elf making a shelf. Practice good form.

Tags: d20, dnd, dungeon master, dungeons and dragons, elf
Embrace Your Inner Goblin - Female Goblin Yoga Tapestry
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Description: Bend your body in all sorts of ways to find peace? Nah. Inside of you there is a wild goblin who wants to get out and do some real mischief.

Tags: dnd, dungeons and dragons, exercise, fantasy, female
Cunk on a T-Shirt - pop art portrait of Philomena Cunk Tapestry

Description: What is it a T-Shirt? A "T" has 2 bits for the arms and is longer in the dangly part, but a T-Shirt is more like a big rectangle with two little sticky outy bits. It's wild what those clothing boffins come up with. Philomena Cunk asking the questions no one else wants to. In the style of Patrick Nagel.

Tags: 1980s, bbc, comedy, cunk, cunk on britain
"Queens of Science" Tapestry

Description: A group of women in science - Marie Curie, Rosalind Franklin, Ada Lovelace, Mary Somerville, Mary Shelley, Amelia Earhart, Mae Jemison.

Tags: code like a girl, coding girl, engineer, engineering, feminism
CURIE - "Queen of Science" Marie Curie Tapestry
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Description: Interpretation of Marie Curie, pioneer of research into radioactivity. This is part of a collection of pieces celebrating women in STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics). Following the style of Patrick Nagel.

Tags: 80s, chemistry, feminism, feminist, nagel
EARHART - "Queen of Science" Amelia Earhart Tapestry

Description: Interpretation of Amelia Earhart, the first female aviator to fly solo across the Atlantic. This is part of a collection of pieces celebrating women in STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics). Following the style of Patrick Nagel.

Tags: aircraft, airplane, aviation, feminism, feminist
FRANKLIN - "Queen of Science" Rosalind Franklin Tapestry

Description: Interpretation of Rosalind Franklin, who helped identify DNA. This is part of a collection of pieces celebrating women in STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics). Following the style of Patrick Nagel.

Tags: biology, dna, feminism, feminist, franklin
JEMISON - "Queen of Science" portrait of Mae Jemison Tapestry
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Description: Interpretation of Mae C. Jemison, the first African-American woman in space. This is part of a collection of pieces celebrating women in STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics). Following the style of Patrick Nagel.

Tags: astronaut, chemist, chemistry, feminism, feminist
LOVELACE - "Queen of Science" Portrait of Ada Lovelace Tapestry
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Description: Interpretation of Ada Lovelace, mathematician and "queen of programming". This is part of a collection of pieces celebrating women in STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics). Following the style of Patrick Nagel.

Tags: coder, coding, computer, developer, feminism
SOMERVILLE - portrait of "Queen of Science" Mary Somerville Tapestry

Description: Interpretation of Mary Somerville, the original "Queen of Science". This is part of a collection of pieces celebrating women in STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics). Following the style of Patrick Nagel.

Tags: coding, feminism, feminist, math, programmer girl
SHELLEY - Queen of Science Fiction Mary Shelly portrait in 80's retro pop art style Tapestry
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Description: Interpretation of Mary Shelley, author of Frankenstein, the first science-fiction novel. This is part of a collection of pieces celebrating women in STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics). Following the style of Patrick Nagel.

Tags: book lover, books, bookworm, frankenstein, frankensteins monster
ODD I can't even Tapestry
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Description: Is it a math joke? Is it self expression? Is it an old man trying to sound cool and hip?

Tags: back to school, funny, humor, i cant even, joke
Girls Need Space Tapestry
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Description: Terrible Isolation, Beautiful Expanse.

Tags: technology, universe, pink, girls, science
GOBBO - It's not a campaign. It's just goblins. Tapestry
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Description: It's a parody of a retro HBO logo and meant to be a funny joke about goblins. Let's not overthink this.

Tags: d20, dice, dnd, dungeon master, dungeons and dragons

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