Cards
Description: If We Can Light Him On Fire, I'm In! Can My Vacation Be Torturing Hostages? Look! I'm Incredible At Keeping Secrets! My Mom Thought I Liked Girls For Years! Man For Sale! Man For Sale! Someone Buy My Booty! It's Juice From The Nose Jar. Because Women Have Crystals In Their Body, And The Crystals Attract Demons, And The Demons Attract Misfortune. That's science. Skin Him First. And Use The Snail Fork. It's Time, Edward. Send Him To Doggy Heaven.
Description: This is the greatest episode of Liz McG ever, and we all know it. Gordo tells Lizzie and Miranda he’s ditching them after school to play Dwarflord. When they’re surprised, he says they just don’t understand because girls don’t appreciate gaming. Ugh, fake Dwarflord girls, am I right?
Description: This is the greatest episode of Liz McG ever, and we all know it. Gordo tells Lizzie and Miranda he’s ditching them after school to play Dwarflord. When they’re surprised, he says they just don’t understand because girls don’t appreciate gaming. Ugh, fake Dwarflord girls, am I right?
Description: Here are all the victims in the original JAWS (1975). Artist's Note: So, I know the victim in the estuary is just credited as "Estuary Victim" and was played by stunt man Ted Grossman. I tried the design with "Ted" but that didn't seem accurate, whereas "Estuary Victim" was too long. So, from my point of view, he's "Rower". Here's to swimmin' with bow legged women.
Description: The perfect shirt to not wear when handling loose diamonds in your hot tub. Whether you're with The Agency or are just a thrower, this is required gear for smoking some heavy doobies or escaping toxic lab rat cancer snakes. NOTE: I have two versions of this design. This one does not have the movie quote, making it more like an in-universe shirt that an employee of Molokai Cargo would wear - or NOT wear, wink wink!
