Professor Smidge

Description: Hello fellow humans. It is I, a fellow human. Since we are both humans, let us go and do normal human things. Do not question. You are perfectly safe.

Description: Hello fellow humans. It is I, a fellow human. Since we are both humans, let us go and do normal human things. Do not question. You are perfectly safe.

Description: I'm handsomer now than I was but not as handsome as I'm going to be.

Description: I don't know a lot about Karl Marx but I assume he was familiar with the concept of irony.

Description: Better to buy this shirt badly than to not buy it at all.

Description: Are you my professor or my dad?