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Trauma Bonding - Rainbow Card
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Description: Trauma bonding makes the best friendships!

Tags: 80s, dark humour, funnytee, retro, sarcastic

Trauma Bonding - Rainbow Card

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Trauma Bond Card
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Description: Best friends

Tags: funny, humor

Trauma Bond Card

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Head Dick in Charge Card

Description: If ya know, ya know!

Tags: dick

Head Dick in Charge Card

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YooHoo Card

Description: Where's my yoohoo?

Tags: dick

YooHoo Card

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Bride of Franken Cock Card
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Description: The monster demands a mate!

Tags: frankenstein, bride of frankenstien, funny, bride of frankenstein, spooky

Bride of Franken Cock Card

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Franken Cock Card
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Description: A little jolt brings him right back to life!

Tags: funny, penis, monster, frankenstein, spooky

Franken Cock Card

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Rocky Horror Picture Penis Card
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Description: Rocky Horror forever!

Tags: penis, rocky horror, sweet transvestite, funny, rocky horror picture show

Rocky Horror Picture Penis Card

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Shining Cocks Card
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Description: Come and play with us.

Tags: come and play with us, humor, kubrick, cock, penis

Shining Cocks Card

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Cthulhu Cock Card
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Description: He'll sink whole continents and lick off the people like salt off a pretzel.

Tags: cthulhu, funny, tentacles, cthulu, cock

Cthulhu Cock Card

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Vampire Cock Card
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Description: Get ready for spooky season!

Tags: penis, funny, spooky, cock, vampire

Vampire Cock Card

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Mummy Cock Card
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Description: It lives!

Tags: funny, penis, cock, humor, mummy

Mummy Cock Card

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Mardi Gras Cock Card
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Description: The true spirit of mardi gras!

Tags: funny, penis, cock

Mardi Gras Cock Card

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Mr Yuck Card
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Description: Waning sticker for dangerous items!

Tags: penis, penis humor, cock, funny, penis joke

Mr Yuck Card

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Saboteur! (multi-descending) Card
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Description: Outrage should be fun.

Tags: coworker

Saboteur! (multi-descending) Card

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Saboteur! (multi-shadow) Card
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Description: Outrage should be voiced, and colorful.

Tags: coworker

Saboteur! (multi-shadow) Card

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Saboteur! (white) Card
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Description: Outrage should be voiced.

Tags: funnytee

Saboteur! (white) Card

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Naked Dick (black) Card
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Description: Buff!

Tags: nude, naked, penis, cock, humor

Naked Dick (black) Card

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Naked Dick (white) Card
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Description: Buff!

Tags: funnytee, naked, nude, dick, humor

Naked Dick (white) Card

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Heyyyyyy! (black) Card
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Description: When you see the dumpster fire starting, but they still don't want your help.

Tags: funnytee, cock, humor, dick

Heyyyyyy! (black) Card

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Heyyyyyy! Card
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Description: When you see the dumpster fire starting, but they still don't want your help.

Tags: cock, dick, humor, funnytee, jerk

Heyyyyyy! Card

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Pole Dick (Color) Card
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Description: Dancing kween!

Tags: queen, kween, poledance, pole dancer, penis

Pole Dick (Color) Card

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Pole Dick (Black) Card

Description: Dancing kween!

Tags: pole dance, pole dancer, queen, kween, penis

Pole Dick (Black) Card

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Pole Dick (White) Card
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Description: Dancing kween!

Tags: pole dancer, pole dancing, queen, kween, penis

Pole Dick (White) Card

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Captain Phallus Card
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Description: He might not be the hero we need, but maybe he’s the hero we deserve.

Tags: dick, humor, superhero, cock

Captain Phallus Card

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Happy Penis Card
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Description: Happy little guy.

Tags: cock, humor, penis

Happy Penis Card

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Sad penis Card
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Description: Giving you 100% of the 20% he’s got to give.

Tags: chode, cock, condolence, dick, humor

Sad penis Card

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Skeleton Dick Card
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Description: Dick, the pumpkin king.

Tags: jack skellington, the nightmare before christmas, halloween, nightmare before christmas, skellington

Skeleton Dick Card

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Dick de résistance! Card
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Description: Ally dick.

Tags: black lives matter, black power, blm, cock, george floyd

Dick de résistance! Card

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Pickle Dick Card
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Description: It’s a pickle dick.

Tags: cock, funnytee, humor, penis

Pickle Dick Card

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Dick-tater Card
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Description: 45 on your favorite accessory!

Tags: funny

Dick-tater Card

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