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Trauma Bonding - Rainbow Shorts
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Description: Trauma bonding makes the best friendships!

Tags: 80s, dark humour, funnytee, retro, sarcastic
Trauma Bond Shorts
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Description: Best friends

Tags: funny, humor
Head Dick in Charge Shorts
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Description: If ya know, ya know!

Tags: dick
YooHoo Shorts
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Description: Where's my yoohoo?

Tags: dick
Bride of Franken Cock Shorts
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Description: The monster demands a mate!

Tags: frankenstein, bride of frankenstien, funny, bride of frankenstein, spooky
Franken Cock Shorts
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Description: A little jolt brings him right back to life!

Tags: funny, penis, monster, frankenstein, spooky
Rocky Horror Picture Penis Shorts
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Description: Rocky Horror forever!

Tags: penis, rocky horror, sweet transvestite, funny, rocky horror picture show
Shining Cocks Shorts
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Description: Come and play with us.

Tags: come and play with us, humor, kubrick, cock, penis
Cthulhu Cock Shorts
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Description: He'll sink whole continents and lick off the people like salt off a pretzel.

Tags: cthulhu, funny, tentacles, cthulu, cock
Vampire Cock Shorts
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Description: Get ready for spooky season!

Tags: penis, funny, spooky, cock, vampire
Mummy Cock Shorts
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Description: It lives!

Tags: funny, penis, cock, humor, mummy
Mardi Gras Cock Shorts
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Description: The true spirit of mardi gras!

Tags: funny, penis, cock
Mr Yuck Shorts
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Description: Waning sticker for dangerous items!

Tags: penis, penis humor, cock, funny, penis joke
Saboteur! (multi-descending) Shorts
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Description: Outrage should be fun.

Tags: coworker
Saboteur! (multi-shadow) Shorts
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Description: Outrage should be voiced, and colorful.

Tags: coworker
Saboteur! (white) Shorts
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Description: Outrage should be voiced.

Tags: funnytee
Naked Dick (white) Shorts
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Description: Buff!

Tags: funnytee, naked, nude, dick, humor
Heyyyyyy! Shorts
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Description: When you see the dumpster fire starting, but they still don't want your help.

Tags: cock, dick, humor, funnytee, jerk
Pole Dick (Color) Shorts
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Description: Dancing kween!

Tags: queen, kween, poledance, pole dancer, penis
Pole Dick (Black) Shorts
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Description: Dancing kween!

Tags: pole dance, pole dancer, queen, kween, penis
Pole Dick (White) Shorts
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Description: Dancing kween!

Tags: pole dancer, pole dancing, queen, kween, penis
Captain Phallus Shorts
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Description: He might not be the hero we need, but maybe he’s the hero we deserve.

Tags: dick, humor, superhero, cock
Happy Penis Shorts
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Description: Happy little guy.

Tags: cock, humor, penis
Sad penis Shorts
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Description: Giving you 100% of the 20% he’s got to give.

Tags: chode, cock, condolence, dick, humor
Skeleton Dick Shorts
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Description: Dick, the pumpkin king.

Tags: jack skellington, the nightmare before christmas, halloween, nightmare before christmas, skellington
Dick de résistance! Shorts
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Description: Ally dick.

Tags: black lives matter, black power, blm, cock, george floyd
Pickle Dick Shorts
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Description: It’s a pickle dick.

Tags: cock, funnytee, humor, penis
Dick-tater Shorts
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Description: 45 on your favorite accessory!

Tags: funny

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