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Subversive and Seditious Hat
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Description: Afraid you don't look punk enough? Be as clear as possible. Buy this design.

Tags: anarchist, anarchy, political, politics, protest

Subversive and Seditious Hat

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Found Family Found Posse Hat
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Description: Found families are essential. Found posses are, too.

Tags: chosen, chosen family, community, families, family

Found Family Found Posse Hat

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Space X Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly Hat
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Description: Inspired by Tumblr user elvensaber's post: "Sometimes corporate speak is good. For example, Space X calling their rocket explosion a 'rapid unscheduled disassembly' is the funniest thing I've heard all week."

Tags: elon musk, funny, human spaceflight, mars, nasa
Key to Lifelong Learning Hat
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Description: The key to lifelong learning is valuing curiosity over closure.

Tags: closure, curiosity, curious, inspiration, inspire

Key to Lifelong Learning Hat

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Energetic F*ck3ry Hat
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Description: What kind of energetic fuckery is this? You decide.

Tags: energetic, energy, fuck, fuckery, funny

Energetic F*ck3ry Hat

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Dissentious Rogue - dissent Hat
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Description: Shakespeare's play, Coriolanus, Act 1 Scene 1 Line 174, spoken by Caius Martius Coriolanus. Also, it's punk, so, you know, tee shirt.

Tags: coriolanus, dissent, play, protest, quote

Dissentious Rogue - dissent Hat

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Delightfully Unhinged Hat
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Description: This doesn't really need any description, does it?

Tags: crazy, funny, funny quote, funny slogan, humor

Delightfully Unhinged Hat

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Bisexual Bob Haircut Hat
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Description: It's not long, not short. Just like bi people are not gay, not straight. Bonus points for choppy ends and attempting to be visibly queer.

Tags: bi, bisexual colors, bisexual flag, bisexual pride, bisexual pride flag

Bisexual Bob Haircut Hat

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Physical Disability Pride Hat
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Description: Ann Magill debuted this flag in 2021. The red stripe represents physical disabilities.

Tags: amputee, cane, crutches, disability, disability activism

Physical Disability Pride Hat

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Neurodiversity Pride Hat
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Description: Ann Magill debuted this Disability Pride Flag in 2021. The yellow stripe represents cognitive and intellectual disabilities.

Tags: ann magill, cognitive, disability, disability activism, disability awareness

Neurodiversity Pride Hat

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Disability Community Solidarity Flag Hat
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Description: Ann Magill debuted this Disability Pride Flag in 2021. The colors each represent a type of disability. The lines are parallel and connected to represent solidarity and community.

Tags: anti ableism, cognitive, disability, disability activism, disability awareness
Society Around Us Needs to Change Hat
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Description: Ann Magill debuted this Disability Pride Flag in 2021. The quote is paraphrased from Judith Heumann, a disability rights activist: "... recognize that we are not the problem, we are not the ones that need to change. It is the society around us."

Tags: access, accessibility, accessible, ann magill, disability
Undiagnosed Disability Pride Hat
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Description: Ann Magill debuted this Disability Rights Flag in 2021. The white stripe represents invisible and undiagnosed disabilities. (This design says "undiagnosed disability." Another design from this user says "invisible disabilities.")

Tags: ann magill, disability, disability activism, disability awareness, disability pride flag

Undiagnosed Disability Pride Hat

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We Are Not The Problem Hat
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Description: Ann Magill debuted this Disability Pride Flag in 2021. Judith Heumann, a disability rights activist, hoped the ADA would help disabled people, "recognize that we are not the problem, we are not the ones that need to change. It is the society around us."

Tags: ada, disability, disability activism, disability awareness, disability pride flag

We Are Not The Problem Hat

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Psychological Disability Pride Hat
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Description: Ann Magill debuted the Disability Pride Flag in 2021. The blue stripe stands for mental illness.

Tags: anxiety, bipolar, depression, disability, disability activism

Psychological Disability Pride Hat

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Invisible Disability Pride Hat
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Description: Ann Magill debuted the Disability Pride Flag in 2021. The white stripe represents invisible and undiagnosed disabilities. (This flag says "invisible disabilities." Another product on by this user says "undiagnosed disabilities.")

Tags: adhd, disability, disability activism, disability awareness, disability pride flag

Invisible Disability Pride Hat

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Sensory Disability Pride Flag Hat
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Description: Ann Magill created the Disability Pride Flag in October 2021. The green stripe represents sensory perception disabilities.

Tags: autism, autism awareness, autistic, blind, blindess

Sensory Disability Pride Flag Hat

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Bisexual Monstrosity Hat
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Description: Better than a unicorn, but still a mythical beast. After all, "a monster is not such a terrible thing to be." (Ocean Vuong, "A Letter to My Mothers That She Will Never Read," The New Yorker)

Tags: bisexual flag, bisexual pride flag, bisexuality, flag, funny

Bisexual Monstrosity Hat

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Be Regal, Miscreants - The Magicians Hat
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Description: What can you do when the king orders you to be regal? Well, be regal, you miscreant!

Tags: crown, eliot waugh, funny, hale appleman, king
Transexual Menace Hat
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Description: Yes, "transexual" (or "transsexual") is a term that many find outdated. The point here, though, is to be provocative. So, don't come at me.

Tags: gay, lgbt, menace, menace to society, pride

Transexual Menace Hat

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Marvelously Deranged Hat
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Description: Queer. Cripple. Punk. Social Justice. I mean, well, the world is falling apart and though we may be mangled, we are marvelous. Wonderful. Perfect. Albeit deranged. And that's ok.

Tags: cripplepunk, funny, happy, joke, lgbt

Marvelously Deranged Hat

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Morally Repugnant - Is it you or me? Hat
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Description: When others find you morally repugnant, don't you reflect the sentiment? They're appalled that I'm queer. I'm appalled they think it's ok to see queer people as lesser than.

Tags: cripplepunk, funny, gay, green, joke
Not Your Inspiration Hat
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Tags: awareness, cripple, cripple punk, cripplepunk, disability activism

Not Your Inspiration Hat

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Life Takes You Places Hat
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Tags: easy going, funny, graffiti, humor, inspirational

Life Takes You Places Hat

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Walk Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death I Fear No Evil Hat
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Description: The Christian Bible, Psalm 23:4 "Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me."

Tags: bible, bible verse, christian, christianity, faith
POTS Showing Up When You Can't Stand Up Hat
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Description: Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome may stop us from standing up, but it's not as if standing was the only option in the first place.

Tags: autoimmune, autoimmune disease, chronic illness, dysautonomia, dysautonomia awareness
F*ck Violent Metaphors and Screw Chronic Illness Hat
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Description: I'm disabled, but I'm not a fighter. Fuck violent metaphors and screw chronic illness. I'm a pacifist. I'm not fighting my own body. I'm not a warrior. I'm a punk that loves my disabled body.

Tags: chronic illness warrior, chronic pain, cripple punk, cripplepunk, disability
Warning: Toxic Positivity Hat
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Description: Caution: One more platitude out of you and the TOXIC POSITIVITY around here will attract smiting bolts.

Tags: caution, cripple punk, cripplepunk, dangerous, disability

Warning: Toxic Positivity Hat

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LGBT Queer Wheelchair and Cross Crutches Hat
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Description: Wheelchair and cross crutch/cane design must have. The rainbow flag - complete with black and brown colors, nonbinary, transgender, asexual, and aromantic flag colors.

Tags: cane, chronic illness, cripple punk, crutches, disability
POTS: When You're Just Not Salty Enough Hat
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Description: Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome stops bodies from retaining salt, which causes dehydration, racing heart rate, and fainting.

Tags: chronic illness, disability, dysautonomia, dysautonomia awareness, fainting
Comorbidity Octopus Hat
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Description: Juggling comorbidities is no picnic. One diagnosis leads to another, which triggers the next, and so on. Managing each diagnosis on its own is enough work, let alone managing several different disorders and syndromes. We might as well have some fun with it.

Tags: celiac disease, chronic pain, comorbidities, crohns disease, diabetes

Comorbidity Octopus Hat

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Pink Rose Flower Hat
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Description: A large pink rose blossom in full bloom. This beauty was photographed on a pitiful little bush by a dumpster outside the artist's apartment building in between as Spring was changing into Summer.

Tags: fae, faerie, fairies, fairy, floral

Pink Rose Flower Hat

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Hickory Dickory Dr. Mouse Hat
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Description: Hickory, Dickory, Doc the Mouse ran up the clock. A cute, funny take on the classic nursery rhyme.

Tags: baby, children, cute, daughter, doctor

Hickory Dickory Dr. Mouse Hat

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My Edges are Rough on Purpse Hat
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Description: If you punk out your mobility aids with spikes, normies might think twice before grabbing your wheelchair.

Tags: cripple punk, disability, disability activism, disability awareness, disability pride

My Edges are Rough on Purpse Hat

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Anxiety Squid Hat
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Description: This abstract work is among the first in a series of emotion-themed acrylic paintings. At the time, this expressed the artist's anxiety. Reflecting on the work, the artist says it feels whimsical and imaginative. What emotion does this work evoke in you?

Tags: anxiety, anxious, artisitc, colorful, emotions

Anxiety Squid Hat

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Wheelchair and Cross Crutches Canes Hat
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Description: A wheelchair and cross crutch/cane. Modeled after a skull and crossbones, it's a cripplepunk's must have symbol.

Tags: cane, chronic illness, chronic pain, cripple punk, crutches

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