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Subversive and Seditious Shorts
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Description: Afraid you don't look punk enough? Be as clear as possible. Buy this design.

Tags: anarchist, anarchy, political, politics, protest

Subversive and Seditious Shorts

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Found Family Found Posse Shorts
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Description: Found families are essential. Found posses are, too.

Tags: chosen, chosen family, community, families, family

Found Family Found Posse Shorts

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Key to Lifelong Learning Shorts
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Description: The key to lifelong learning is valuing curiosity over closure.

Tags: closure, curiosity, curious, inspiration, inspire

Key to Lifelong Learning Shorts

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Energetic F*ck3ry Shorts
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Description: What kind of energetic fuckery is this? You decide.

Tags: energetic, energy, fuck, fuckery, funny

Energetic F*ck3ry Shorts

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Dissentious Rogue - dissent Shorts
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Description: Shakespeare's play, Coriolanus, Act 1 Scene 1 Line 174, spoken by Caius Martius Coriolanus. Also, it's punk, so, you know, tee shirt.

Tags: coriolanus, dissent, play, protest, quote

Dissentious Rogue - dissent Shorts

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Delightfully Unhinged Shorts
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Description: This doesn't really need any description, does it?

Tags: crazy, funny, funny quote, funny slogan, humor

Delightfully Unhinged Shorts

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Bisexual Bob Haircut Shorts
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Description: It's not long, not short. Just like bi people are not gay, not straight. Bonus points for choppy ends and attempting to be visibly queer.

Tags: bi, bisexual colors, bisexual flag, bisexual pride, bisexual pride flag

Bisexual Bob Haircut Shorts

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Physical Disability Pride Shorts

Description: Ann Magill debuted this flag in 2021. The red stripe represents physical disabilities.

Tags: amputee, cane, crutches, disability, disability activism

Physical Disability Pride Shorts

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Neurodiversity Pride Shorts

Description: Ann Magill debuted this Disability Pride Flag in 2021. The yellow stripe represents cognitive and intellectual disabilities.

Tags: ann magill, cognitive, disability, disability activism, disability awareness

Neurodiversity Pride Shorts

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Disability Community Solidarity Flag Shorts

Description: Ann Magill debuted this Disability Pride Flag in 2021. The colors each represent a type of disability. The lines are parallel and connected to represent solidarity and community.

Tags: anti ableism, cognitive, disability, disability activism, disability awareness
Society Around Us Needs to Change Shorts

Description: Ann Magill debuted this Disability Pride Flag in 2021. The quote is paraphrased from Judith Heumann, a disability rights activist: "... recognize that we are not the problem, we are not the ones that need to change. It is the society around us."

Tags: access, accessibility, accessible, ann magill, disability
Undiagnosed Disability Pride Shorts

Description: Ann Magill debuted this Disability Rights Flag in 2021. The white stripe represents invisible and undiagnosed disabilities. (This design says "undiagnosed disability." Another design from this user says "invisible disabilities.")

Tags: ann magill, disability, disability activism, disability awareness, disability pride flag

Undiagnosed Disability Pride Shorts

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We Are Not The Problem Shorts

Description: Ann Magill debuted this Disability Pride Flag in 2021. Judith Heumann, a disability rights activist, hoped the ADA would help disabled people, "recognize that we are not the problem, we are not the ones that need to change. It is the society around us."

Tags: ada, disability, disability activism, disability awareness, disability pride flag

We Are Not The Problem Shorts

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Psychological Disability Pride Shorts

Description: Ann Magill debuted the Disability Pride Flag in 2021. The blue stripe stands for mental illness.

Tags: anxiety, bipolar, depression, disability, disability activism
Invisible Disability Pride Shorts

Description: Ann Magill debuted the Disability Pride Flag in 2021. The white stripe represents invisible and undiagnosed disabilities. (This flag says "invisible disabilities." Another product on by this user says "undiagnosed disabilities.")

Tags: adhd, disability, disability activism, disability awareness, disability pride flag

Invisible Disability Pride Shorts

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Sensory Disability Pride Flag Shorts

Description: Ann Magill created the Disability Pride Flag in October 2021. The green stripe represents sensory perception disabilities.

Tags: autism, autism awareness, autistic, blind, blindess
Bisexual Monstrosity Shorts
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Description: Better than a unicorn, but still a mythical beast. After all, "a monster is not such a terrible thing to be." (Ocean Vuong, "A Letter to My Mothers That She Will Never Read," The New Yorker)

Tags: bisexual flag, bisexual pride flag, bisexuality, flag, funny

Bisexual Monstrosity Shorts

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Be Regal, Miscreants - The Magicians Shorts
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Description: What can you do when the king orders you to be regal? Well, be regal, you miscreant!

Tags: crown, eliot waugh, funny, hale appleman, king
Transexual Menace Shorts
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Description: Yes, "transexual" (or "transsexual") is a term that many find outdated. The point here, though, is to be provocative. So, don't come at me.

Tags: gay, lgbt, menace, menace to society, pride

Transexual Menace Shorts

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Marvelously Deranged Shorts
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Description: Queer. Cripple. Punk. Social Justice. I mean, well, the world is falling apart and though we may be mangled, we are marvelous. Wonderful. Perfect. Albeit deranged. And that's ok.

Tags: cripplepunk, funny, happy, joke, lgbt

Marvelously Deranged Shorts

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Morally Repugnant - Is it you or me? Shorts
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Description: When others find you morally repugnant, don't you reflect the sentiment? They're appalled that I'm queer. I'm appalled they think it's ok to see queer people as lesser than.

Tags: cripplepunk, funny, gay, green, joke
Not Your Inspiration Shorts
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Tags: awareness, cripple, cripple punk, cripplepunk, disability activism

Not Your Inspiration Shorts

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Life Takes You Places Shorts
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Tags: easy going, funny, graffiti, humor, inspirational

Life Takes You Places Shorts

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Walk Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death I Fear No Evil Shorts
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Description: The Christian Bible, Psalm 23:4 "Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me."

Tags: bible, bible verse, christian, christianity, faith
POTS Showing Up When You Can't Stand Up Shorts
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Description: Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome may stop us from standing up, but it's not as if standing was the only option in the first place.

Tags: autoimmune, autoimmune disease, chronic illness, dysautonomia, dysautonomia awareness
F*ck Violent Metaphors and Screw Chronic Illness Shorts
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Description: I'm disabled, but I'm not a fighter. Fuck violent metaphors and screw chronic illness. I'm a pacifist. I'm not fighting my own body. I'm not a warrior. I'm a punk that loves my disabled body.

Tags: chronic illness warrior, chronic pain, cripple punk, cripplepunk, disability
Warning: Toxic Positivity Shorts
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Description: Caution: One more platitude out of you and the TOXIC POSITIVITY around here will attract smiting bolts.

Tags: caution, cripple punk, cripplepunk, dangerous, disability

Warning: Toxic Positivity Shorts

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LGBT Queer Wheelchair and Cross Crutches Shorts
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Description: Wheelchair and cross crutch/cane design must have. The rainbow flag - complete with black and brown colors, nonbinary, transgender, asexual, and aromantic flag colors.

Tags: cane, chronic illness, cripple punk, crutches, disability
Pink Rose Flower Shorts
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Description: A large pink rose blossom in full bloom. This beauty was photographed on a pitiful little bush by a dumpster outside the artist's apartment building in between as Spring was changing into Summer.

Tags: fae, faerie, fairies, fairy, floral

Pink Rose Flower Shorts

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Hickory Dickory Dr. Mouse Shorts
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Description: Hickory, Dickory, Doc the Mouse ran up the clock. A cute, funny take on the classic nursery rhyme.

Tags: baby, children, cute, daughter, doctor

Hickory Dickory Dr. Mouse Shorts

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My Edges are Rough on Purpse Shorts
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Description: If you punk out your mobility aids with spikes, normies might think twice before grabbing your wheelchair.

Tags: cripple punk, disability, disability activism, disability awareness, disability pride

My Edges are Rough on Purpse Shorts

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Anxiety Squid Shorts
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Description: This abstract work is among the first in a series of emotion-themed acrylic paintings. At the time, this expressed the artist's anxiety. Reflecting on the work, the artist says it feels whimsical and imaginative. What emotion does this work evoke in you?

Tags: anxiety, anxious, artisitc, colorful, emotions

Anxiety Squid Shorts

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Wheelchair and Cross Crutches Canes Shorts
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Description: A wheelchair and cross crutch/cane. Modeled after a skull and crossbones, it's a cripplepunk's must have symbol.

Tags: cane, chronic illness, chronic pain, cripple punk, crutches
Cyclic Conditions There No Matter How You Spin It Shorts
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Description: Cyclic and chronic conditions are still present and still disabling no matter how the person looks on the outside. There's nothing wrong about using mobility aids, or using a whole host of different mobility aids, or not using any at all.

Tags: bed, bedridden, cane, chronic pain, crutches

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