Mugs
Description: Celebrate his long hoped for passing with a delightful and colorful tee (or other product). Not, of course, that anyone wishes it would be any sooner than absolutely necessary, just that nature take its inevitable course sooner rather than later so the world can be a better place.
Description: Okay, here's what your saying- I treat productivity like a front-loaded sprint and vibe my way through the rest of the week, this tee gets it. “I’ve already achieved my KTP’s for the week. It’s all downhill from here.” is peak workplace energy—equal parts overachiever and unapologetically checked out. Perfect for office warriors, remote workers, and anyone who knows the sweet satisfaction of knocking out your key tasks early and mentally clocking out by Tuesday. Clean, witty, and just sarcastic enough to make your coworkers do a double take. Wear it to the office, on Zoom, or wherever your “downhill” takes you. Which is probably where you're going because you do as little as possible to get by. Hey, if it works for you.
Description: Minimalist design for people who like to do the minimum at work. It’s always lunch time somewhere” is the unofficial motto of surviving meetings that should’ve been emails. Perfect for the 9–5 (or let’s be real, 9–whenever you mentally log off), this tee captures peak Gen Z workplace energy—doing just enough while counting down to your next break. Wear it to the office, on Zoom, or during your third “quick snack” of the day. It’s not procrastination—it’s time zone awareness.
Description: Got that one person who always needs to vent? This sarcastic quote tee says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to. “Sure, I’ve got nothing better to do than listen to your problems” delivers peak passive-aggressive humor with a straight face—perfect for anyone running low on patience. Ideal for introverts, office workers, retail employees, or anyone who’s tired of being the unofficial therapist. Whether you wear it to work, out with friends, or just around people who complain too much, this shirt brings dry humor and real-life attitude together. Clean, bold typography makes it easy to read—and hard to ignore. Great gift for: Sarcastic friends, Coworkers with a sense of humor Introverts and quiet observers. Anyone who’s “over it."
Description: Great cat lover tee-shirt. Your cats are your kids and you love them like a mother. Adorable design of QZMET''s Luci pulling her cats in a wagon. Doesn't get any sweeter than this. Mugs, wall art, pillows, stickers and more.
kitty momma Mug
$18
Description: Crazy about cats? This is the tee for you. QZMET character Luci is an unabashed crazy cat mama. Are you? Maybe you have a friend who is. They'll live this tee-shirt of Luci pulling a wagon with her cats riding in it. A charming and heart-warming tee for any cat lover. Comes on a cup and other products.
Description: Unique, original design. A delightful tee-shirt for a cat lover or a cat loving friend. QZMET character Luci it taking a walk, pulling her cats Bongo and Tigre in a wagon. Nothing says happiness like this scene. Makes a great heartwarming gift. Available as a cup and other products. Design by Nina.
Description: Are you a nerd like me? Be proud of it. A great tee or other product for those of us who do nerdy things like watch birds, collect stamps, and read directions. Love being a nerd.
Proud Nerd Mug
$18
Description: Spread kindness and positivity with our “We Rise by Lifting Others” T-shirt — a simple yet powerful reminder that compassion makes us all stronger. This tee is as comfortable as it is inspiring. Whether you’re volunteering, spending time with friends, or just going about your day, this QZMET shirt lets your values shine: empathy, unity, and encouragement. Available on other products as well.
Description: Take name-calling to a new low level so that Trump supporting MAGAS will understand.
#MAGATARD Mug
$18
Description: Numbers 8647 in white letters. Throw out, get rid of, nix, eject, discard, too out
8647 Mug
$18