Socks
Description: Spice up your attitude with this bold and sassy design featuring jalapeños and the cheeky message "Bite Me." written in accurate Morse Code. Perfect for those who embrace their individuality and don’t care what others think, this design is a fun and lighthearted way to say, "I’m doing me, deal with it" but in code so not up in their face. It’s a playful yet confident statement piece for anyone who’s unapologetically themselves. Whether you’re a fan of Morse code, spicy food or just love a good dose of sarcasm, this design is sure to turn heads.
Description: Spice up your attitude with this bold and sassy design featuring jalapeños and the cheeky message "Bite Me." Perfect for those who embrace their individuality and don’t care what others think, this design is a fun and lighthearted way to say, "I’m doing me, deal with it." It’s a playful yet confident statement piece for anyone who’s unapologetically themselves. Whether you’re a fan of spicy food or just love a good dose of sarcasm, this design is sure to turn heads.
Description: Support local farmers and make a statement with this meaningful message. Perfect for those who value fresh, sustainably grown food and want to reduce reliance on big corporations and long-distance shipping. Encourage others to choose fresh, local, and sustainably grown food over mass-produced alternatives.
Description: Celebrate the unconditional love and joy that only a dog can bring with our "Life is Better with a Dog" design. Featuring an irresistibly cute puppy, this design is perfect for spreading smiles and showcasing your love for your furry friend. Whether as a gift for yourself or a fellow dog lover, this design brings warmth and happiness to t-shirts, mugs, and more. Because life truly is better with a dog by your side!
Description: Unleash your inner warrior… after your coffee, of course! It’s the perfect metaphor for how every day starts: fuel up, then take on whatever challenges come your way. Whether you’re a coffee enthusiast, a fan of Viking lore, or just love a good laugh, this design is ideal for mugs, t-shirts, and more. Conquer your day with coffee and style!
Description: Morse code enthusiasts everywhere, find each other by wearing this T-shirt everywhere you go. Step up your style with a hint of mystery! "If You Can Read This, Say Hi" is designed for those who appreciate secret codes and hidden meanings. Written in accurate Morse Code, this clever design challenges people to decode its message. Perfect for fans of cryptography, radio operators, or anyone who loves a good puzzle, this clever design invites those in the know to connect with a friendly greeting.—a true conversation starter!
Description: This design features the iconic Texas flag, showcasing your love for the Lone Star State in style. The bold red, white, and blue colors of the flag make for a striking design that will surely turn heads wherever you go. The design adds an aged or distressed element to the flag. Perfect for dressing grunge or distressed style . Whether you're a proud Texan looking to show off your state pride or simply a fan of the state's rich history and culture, this is the perfect choice for you.
Description: Meet other people who love old or obscure ways of communicating. Gregg Shorthand, not too long ago, was taught in high schools! This says, in proper Gregg Shorthand, "If you can read this, say hello" and is perfect for sparking conversations and connecting with others who understand this obscure 'language'
Description: Smart, confident, brave, and treasured pet. If you have a German Shepherd in the family, you know there's no breed like them. Sport a GSD logo on your shirt and your shepherd will appreciate it - well, I'm sure that's the case if they could recognize line drawings like we can! With its clean lines and understated charm, this design adds a touch of class to any outfit. Whether you're dressing up or going casual, this versatile logo-like design speaks to your love for German Shepherds in the most stylish way.
Description: This original work of art only works on a dark background. Oh, yes! The black lab. The wonderful Labrador Retriever. You can't find a much friendlier, kinder, more intelligent breed of dog. Now you can take one with you wherever you go on your shirt or coffee mug, or just have a new one hanging around the house. But you don't have to feed or bathe this one!
Description: Probably the most recognizable breed of dog, the pug. Who doesn't love that face? I think most pugs would appreciate the minimalist architecture of this portrait. And even if they didn't, they're too chill to make a stink about it. Who's got pugs? With its clean lines and understated charm, this design adds a touch of class to any outfit. Whether you're dressing up or going casual, this versatile logo-like design speaks to your love for pugs in the most stylish way.
Description: Grammarians and language lovers, rejoice! Show off your wit and love for language with this playful twist on the classic rule of grammar. Featuring the memorable line, "Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put," this design makes a bold and humorous statement. Whether you’re an English teacher, writer, or simply someone who enjoys a good laugh over grammar quirks, this design will bring smiles and knowing nods. Perfect for T-shirts, mugs, or tote bags, it's sure to be a conversation starter—and maybe even inspire a grammar lesson or two. Grab yours and let the grammar games begin!
Description: Rack ‘em up and show off your love for billiards and pool with this playful design! This design is perfect for pool enthusiasts who enjoy a good laugh. Whether you're at the pool hall or lounging at home, this cheeky design on t-shirts, mugs, and more is a great way to share your passion for the game with a sense of humor. A fun gift for pool players and fans of clever wordplay!
Description: Fore! Show off your love for golf with this cheeky and witty design, perfect for golf enthusiasts who appreciate a playful sense of humor, this design is ideal for t-shirts, mugs, and other gear. Whether you’re hitting the green or relaxing off-course, this clever design is sure to get smiles and laughs from fellow golfers. A hole-in-one gift for golf lovers with a cheeky side!
Description: Fore! Show off your love for golf with this cheeky and witty design, perfect for golf enthusiasts who appreciate a playful sense of humor, this design is ideal for t-shirts, mugs, and other gear. Whether you’re hitting the green or relaxing off-course, this clever design is sure to get smiles and laughs from fellow golfers. A hole-in-one gift for golf lovers with a cheeky side!
Description: Make Austin Weird! Again! Please! Austin, Texas is the Strangest City in America. Ask anyone. Or is it losing its mojo after "keep austin weird" was trademarked for commercial purposes? It shouldn’t be any other way but weird. If you live in Central Texas, show your support for Austin’s weirdness with your own weird mug or T-shirt. If you haven’t been to Austin – Go! ... And get one of these supporting Make Austin Weird Items to support and commemorate your visit. Just be warned - after you visit, you'll probably be pulling up your roots soon and replanting them in Austin!
Description: Simple, elegant, and irresistibly charming—this minimalist guinea pig design is perfect for cavy enthusiasts who appreciate understated style. Featuring a sleek and artistic rendering of a guinea pig, this design suits t-shirts, mugs, and more, making it a versatile choice for showcasing your love for piggies in a classy way. Whether you're treating yourself, your kids, or gifting a fellow guinea pig fan, this design is a timeless way to celebrate these adorable little companions.
Description: This says, “fuck off” in proper Gregg Shorthand. Esoteric and cool and a stylish way to tell the world to fuck off! Perfect for those who appreciate a bit of private sass or want to feel a little rebellious without creating waves. A witty nod to shorthand enthusiasts and a satisfying way to share your mood—only those in the know will get the message! A great conversation starter - Them: What's that say on your shirt? You: Fuck Off. LOL!
Description: This says, “fuck off” in proper Gregg Shorthand. Esoteric and cool and a stylish way to tell the world to fuck off! Perfect for those who appreciate a bit of private sass or want to feel a little rebellious without creating waves. A witty nod to shorthand enthusiasts and a satisfying way to share your mood—only those in the know will get the message! A great conversation starter - Them: What's that say on your shirt? You: Fuck Off. LOL!
Description: Say it without saying it with this clever and sassy design! Featuring the word "OFF" paired with playful phrases like "bugger off," "shove off," and more, this tongue-in-cheek artwork delivers a bold statement with humor and style. Perfect for t-shirts, mugs, or tote bags, it’s ideal for those who enjoy subtle sass and a witty way to keep the world at bay. Let your attitude do the talking with this fun, expressive design!
Description: Say it without saying it with this clever and sassy design! Featuring the word "OFF" paired with playful phrases like "bugger off," "shove off," and more, this tongue-in-cheek artwork delivers a bold statement with humor and style. Perfect for t-shirts, mugs, or tote bags, it’s ideal for those who enjoy subtle sass and a witty way to keep the world at bay. Let your attitude do the talking with this fun, expressive design!
Description: You’re your own person. You march to the beat of your own drum. You blaze your own trail. You color outside the lines. You follow your own path. You swim against the current. And you don’t give a damn what others think. This is for you! Ideal for anyone with a mischievous sense of humor, this is sure to get a laugh (or a double-take) wherever you go
Description: You’re your own person. You march to the beat of your own drum. You blaze your own trail. You color outside the lines. You follow your own path. You swim against the current. And you don’t give a damn what others think. This is for you! Ideal for anyone with a mischievous sense of humor, this is sure to get a laugh (or a double-take) wherever you go
Description: “Bite me” is a less offensive and more playful or humorous way to express annoyance, frustration, as well as assertiveness. “Bite me” is also a way to show that you’re not intimidated by someone's aggressive or rude behavior or sarcastic comment or insult. Be creative expressing your anger or displeasure with this bite me design.
Bite Me Socks
$20
Description: This says in proper Gregg Shorthand, “Bite Me”. Almost everyone will look at your ‘bite me’ message and think, "what a cool design!" Little do they know you’re saying “bite me” unless, of course, you tell them! That can be fun too! Or you've met a cool human being who understands shorthand! New BFF!
Description: Morse code shirt says “Bite Me”. Great conversation starter. Especially with people who understand Morse code. Tell everyone else to “bite me” and the chances they will be offended is very slim! And if they are offended, you know you've met a cool human being who understands the awesome Morse Code! BFFs!
Description: Level up the birthday fun with this epic "Promoted - Level: 13, Rank: Teen" design! Perfect for gamers turning 13, this design celebrates the big day with colorful balloons and a playful gaming theme. Whether on t-shirts, phone case, or other items, it’s the ultimate way to mark the start of the teen years for a video game enthusiast. Make their 13th birthday a celebration worthy of a new level!
Description: Celebrate the unconditional love and joy that only a dog can bring with our "Life is Better with a Dog" design. Featuring an irresistibly cute puppy, this design is perfect for spreading smiles and showcasing your love for your furry friend. Whether as a gift for yourself or a fellow dog lover, this design brings warmth and happiness to t-shirts, mugs, and more. Because life truly is better with a dog by your side!
Description: Scorpios are proud to be Scorpios, being that it's the best sign in the Zodiac! If you don't believe that, just ask a Scorpio. They'll love to fill you in on the facts, 'cause they love facts, and this symbol has lots of Scorpio facts that they will love to let people in on and without having to say anything which they will also love! Makes a great Scorpio gift.
Description: Looking to meet fellow Deutsch speakers? This clever design is perfect for sparking conversations and connecting with others who speak German. This design would work well on t-shirts, mugs, tote bags, and other accessories, making it perfect for German language meetups, clubs, or everyday wear for those hoping to encounter fellow German speakers in unexpected places
