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Vinyl Dinosaur Tank Top
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Description: Everything Sounds Better on Vinyl

Tags: music, rock, prehistoric, vintage, records

Vinyl Dinosaur Tank Top

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Workplace Warning Label Tank Top
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Description: Warning: To Avoid Injury, DON'T TELL ME how to DO MY JOB

Tags: working, warning label, workplace, humour, warning sign

Workplace Warning Label Tank Top

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Retro Baseball Tank Top
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Description: Vector drawing from an old baseball patch

Tags: baseball player, baseball fans, minor league, summer sport games, baseball league

Retro Baseball Tank Top

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Weird Tank Top
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Description: Horror Comics Inspired Lettering

Tags: lettering, typography, comics, retro, text

Weird Tank Top

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Rodchenko! Tank Top
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Description: Copy of an early 20th century Soviet Propaganda Poster by Aleksander Rodchenko

Tags: socialism, russia, soviet union, soviet, russian constructivism

Rodchenko! Tank Top

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Vintage Bicycle Racer Tank Top
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Description: Bicycle Race - Get On Your Bikes And Ride!

Tags: bike ride, bike riding, bike, cycling, bicycle racing

Vintage Bicycle Racer Tank Top

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The Eyes of the World Tank Top

Description: Bantu Stephen Biko was a South African anti-apartheid activist. Died from injuries that he sustained while in police custody September 12, 1977.

Tags: equal rights, social justice, black lives, biko, stephen biko

The Eyes of the World Tank Top

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Wild Bill Tank Top
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Description: Wild Bill Kelso, United States Army Air Corps. WHERE THE HELL AM I???

Tags: world war 2, ww2, comedy, movie, 1941

Wild Bill Tank Top

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Garbo I Want To Be Alone Tank Top
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Description: Garbo's famous line from the 1932 film 'Grand Hotel'.

Tags: greta garbo, grand hotel, classic movies, classic, classic film

Garbo I Want To Be Alone Tank Top

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Shemp for President Tank Top
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Description: A vote for Shemp is a vote for fun!

Tags: election, election 2024, presidential election, shemp, stooges

Shemp for President Tank Top

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Groucho v4 Tank Top
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Description: Yet another Groucho variant

Tags: classic comedy, classic movies, comedy, funny, funny quote

Groucho v4 Tank Top

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Reptilian Humanoid Overlord v2 Tank Top

Description: The Reptilian Conspiracy Theory alleges that shape-shifting reptilian aliens secretly control the planet. Of course, this is complete and utter hog-wash. Everybody knows that the only thing the Reptilians have control over is my Strata Council. I know this for a fact.

Tags: science fiction monster, alien, creature, freaky, humanoid

Reptilian Humanoid Overlord v2 Tank Top

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Moe is Not Amused Tank Top
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Description: Moe Howard of the Three Stooges

Tags: 3 stooges, classic, comedy, film, humor

Moe is Not Amused Tank Top

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Today's Special Tank Top
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Description: Re-mix of an old grocery store ad.

Tags: dark humour, funny, humor, offensive funny, vintage

Today's Special Tank Top

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Fish - A Food for Brain and Body Tank Top
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Description: Fish - A Food for Brain and Body. From a vintage 1920s newspaper advertisement

Tags: vintage, food, brain food, fisherman, outdoors

Fish - A Food for Brain and Body Tank Top

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Fish - The Pure Brain Food Tank Top
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Description: Fish - The Pure Brain Food. From a vintage 1920s newspaper advertisement

Tags: advertisement, brain food, fish, fisherman, food

Fish - The Pure Brain Food Tank Top

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Mary Pickford - Coquette Tank Top
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Description: Ad for the 1929 film 'Coquette' starring Mary Pickford

Tags: classic film, classic hollywood, classic movie, film, movies

Mary Pickford - Coquette Tank Top

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Lon Chaney West of Zanzibar Tank Top
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Description: Ad for the 1928 Lon Chaney silent film

Tags: classic films, classic movies, hollywood movies, silent film, silent movie

Lon Chaney West of Zanzibar Tank Top

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Vintage Moustache Tank Top
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Description: The man with the vintage moustache

Tags: facial hair, mustache, old fashioned, photo manipulation

Vintage Moustache Tank Top

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Social Media is Awesome Tank Top
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Description: Don Rickles Discovers Social Media

Tags: humor, comedy, twitter, facebook, don rickles

Social Media is Awesome Tank Top

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Hell Of A Cup Of Coffee Tank Top
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Description: Hell of a Cup Of Coffee - From an early 1920s newspaper advertisement

Tags: vintage, coffee drinks, coffee is always a good idea, caffeine, vintage look

Hell Of A Cup Of Coffee Tank Top

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Cowboys Do It In The Saddle Tank Top
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Description: Digital ReMix of an old cowboy illustration (public domain)

Tags: horseman, western riding, horse funny, old west, horse

Cowboys Do It In The Saddle Tank Top

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Nervous Nellie Tank Top
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Description: The Nervous Nellie design - a perfect gift for that special jittery and fearful person in your life!

Tags: humor, timid, fearful, anxiety, anxious

Nervous Nellie Tank Top

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Too Much Drama Tank Top
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Description: Please don't overreact - Too Much Drama makes my Brain Hurt

Tags: drama, headache, humorous, joke, meme

Too Much Drama Tank Top

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In Love With My Parrot Tank Top
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Description: Vintage style design with parrot

Tags: pet bird, parrots, birds, funny, macaw

In Love With My Parrot Tank Top

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Sax Maniac Tank Top
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Description: Vintage style Jazz Musician design

Tags: sax, jazz band, saxophone, musician, jazz club

Sax Maniac Tank Top

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A Night at the Opera v3 Tank Top

Description: Once again, Lon Chaney goes to the Opera.

Tags: classic movies, halloween, horror, lon chaney, movie

A Night at the Opera v3 Tank Top

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Will Stop Pucks for Beer Tank Top
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Description: I am Canadian, and yes, I will stop pucks for beer.

Tags: ice hockey, nhl, netminder, old school hockey, classic hockey

Will Stop Pucks for Beer Tank Top

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Hockey Great Fred 'Cyclone' Taylor Tank Top
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Description: The Best Game You Can Name: Fred 'Cyclone' Taylor circa 1908

Tags: ice hockey, sports, sports history, vintage hockey, old school hockey

Hockey Great Fred 'Cyclone' Taylor Tank Top

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Tammy Does Not Abide Tank Top

Description: Every time she laughs, an angel dies. Even telemarketers avoid her.

Tags: tammy 2, librarian, tammy swanson, parks and rec

Tammy Does Not Abide Tank Top

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He Shoots He Scores Tank Top
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Description: Hockey player taking a slap-shot with retro-sunset background

Tags: sports, ice hockey, foster hewitt, retro sunset, retro

He Shoots He Scores Tank Top

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She Shoots She Scores Tank Top
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Description: Hockey player taking a slap-shot with retro-sunset background

Tags: girls hockey, womens hockey, foster hewitt, hockey lover, old school hockey

She Shoots She Scores Tank Top

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Best Game You Can Name Tank Top
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Description: The Best Game You Can Name (Hockey, that is) -- It's a Canadian thing.

Tags: ice hockey, nhl, vintage hockey, suitcase smith, gary smith

Best Game You Can Name Tank Top

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Odd and Disturbing Science Fiction Volume 4 Tank Top
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Description: The end result of a misspent youth consisting of a steady diet of trashy sci-fi comics.

Tags: ufo, flying saucer, space ships, alien invasion, retro
Odd and Disturbing Science Fiction Volume 3 Tank Top
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Description: The end result of a misspent youth consisting of a steady diet of trashy sci-fi comics.

Tags: comics, ufos, science fiction, retro comics style, retro
Odd and Disturbing Science Fiction Volume 2 Tank Top
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Description: The end result of a misspent youth consisting of a steady diet of trashy sci-fi comics.

Tags: comic, ufo, retro, space ships, flying saucer

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