Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to a club that will accept me as a member.

Once again, Lon Chaney goes to the Opera.

Looking for a place called Lee Ho Fooks...

Updated version of an earlier upload.

King Kong, from the classic 1933 horror movie

WC Fields Quote 'I Spent Half my Money on Gambling, Alcohol and Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.

Old-school goalie mask

The Best Game You Can Name (Hockey, that is) -- It's a Canadian thing.

I am Canadian, and yes, I will stop pucks for beer.

If it doesn't kill you it'll make you stronger. I'm guessing Nietzsche never got bit by a frikkin' Copperhead.

Hockey player taking a slap-shot with retro-sunset background

Nap or Coffee: The Eternal question.

The end result of a misspent youth consisting of a steady diet of trashy sci-fi comics.

The end result of a misspent youth consisting of a steady diet of trashy sci-fi comics.

The end result of a misspent youth consisting of a steady diet of trashy sci-fi comics.

The end result of a misspent youth consisting of a steady diet of trashy sci-fi comics.

Updated version of a mean-lookin' viperfish.

Hockey player taking a slap-shot with retro-sunset background

The Best Game You Can Name: Fred 'Cyclone' Taylor circa 1908

Every time she laughs, an angel dies. Even telemarketers avoid her.

Fly the Friendly Skies

Fly the Friendly Skies

An extremely bad-ass steampunk/arch-villain type dude with horrendously bad breath.

Fly the Friendly Skies

Ancient druid priest wearing a lion head-dress. From an old sculpture.

Pug-Ugly You Say?? THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!

Pug-Ugly You Say?? THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!

Pug-Ugly You Say?? THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!

Apparently 'Dough-headedness' was an actual thing back in the late 1800s.

The Reptilian Conspiracy Theory alleges that shape-shifting reptilian aliens secretly control the planet. Of course, this is complete and utter hog-wash. Everybody knows that the only thing the Reptilians have control over is my Strata Council. I know this for a fact.

The Reptilian Conspiracy Theory alleges that shape-shifting reptilian aliens secretly control the planet. Of course, this is complete and utter hog-wash. Everybody knows that the only thing the Reptilians have control over is my Strata Council. I know this for a fact.

The Reptilian Conspiracy Theory alleges that shape-shifting reptilian aliens secretly control the planet. Of course, this is complete and utter hog-wash. Everybody knows that the only thing the Reptilians have control over is my Strata Council. I know this for a fact.

What? We're outta coffee??? Nooooo!

What? We're outta coffee??? Nooooo!

What? We're outta coffee??? Nooooo!

Vector trace of an old print advertisement.