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Illustrator, chiptune composer, pixel artist, sprite animator, programmer, fiber artist, lives in PDX. PNCA alumni.
Portland, OR

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SAYS WHO Card
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Description: Your dad also gave me a poor performance review.

Tags: shark

SAYS WHO Card

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ALL I HAVE Card
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Description: What if we were both minimum wage workers and one of us got fired for crying while on the clock?

Tags: fired, job, sea otter, sharks, unemployment

ALL I HAVE Card

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ON THE JOB Card
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Description: Get good!

Tags: sharks

ON THE JOB Card

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WHEN YOU NEED A HUG Card
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Description: A dolphin hugging a shark. When things are bleak know that I got you!

Tags: dolphin, shark

WHEN YOU NEED A HUG Card

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I GOT YOU Card
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Description: Enough of this "kiss me in the pouring rain" and more "let's hold hands because we're both scared".

Tags: animal, friendship, ocean, puffin

I GOT YOU Card

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NO DATE Card
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Description: No explanation needed thank you for your time.

Tags: ocean, seal, sealife, whale

NO DATE Card

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GET UP Card
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Description: You have to get up. Nothing will change if you stay down :(

Tags: fitness, hammerhead, hammerhead shark, marathon, motivational

GET UP Card

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MY METABOLISM Card
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Description: A friend checking in on another friend with concern.

Tags: funny, ocean, shark, sharks

MY METABOLISM Card

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IS THERE A REASON Card
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Description: A sea gull burps on a shark.

Tags: best friend, best friends forever, burp, friendship, ocean

IS THERE A REASON Card

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We Are Both Tree Card
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Description: They both got the part of tree.

Tags: ballerina, dancer, penguin, shark

We Are Both Tree Card

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You Got Problems Card
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Description: A heart to heart talk over lunch.

Tags: lunch, sharks

You Got Problems Card

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Son of Man Card
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Description: by René Magritte except painted by me and it's a sharpnose shark behind a pufferfish instead of an apple.

Tags: art history, ocean, painting, shark, surrealism

Son of Man Card

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Art of Living Card
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Description: by René Magritte except I painted it and instead if an orange with a little face there's a huge shark with a little face.

Tags: art history, ocean, painting, surrealism

Art of Living Card

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Sunflowers Card
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Description: Van Gogh's Sunflowers but with mako ad threshers.

Tags: arthistory, ocean, sunflowers, tomatosoup, vangogh

Sunflowers Card

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The Star Card
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Description: Dega was a major HATER! This ballerina would eat his face off!

Tags: arthistory, ballerina, ocean, painting

The Star Card

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Girl With A Pearl Earring Card
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Description: A child asked me to put the sun there so I did and that's the story! Shark has a pearl lip piercing.

Tags: arthistory, girl with a pearl earring, johannes vermeer, ocean, painting

Girl With A Pearl Earring Card

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Saturn Devouring His Son Card
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Description: Just like a burrito!

Tags: arthistory, goya, ocean, oil, painting

Saturn Devouring His Son Card

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The Kiss Card
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Description: Gustav Klimt's The Kiss but with bull sharks.

Tags: arthistory, bullsharks, kiss, ocean, romance

The Kiss Card

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Lady With An Ermine Card
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Description: Basking Shark with a 2lb 2ft long California sea cucumber.

Tags: arthistory, baskingshark, leonardodavinci, ocean, seacucumber

Lady With An Ermine Card

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The Thinker Card
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Description: A painting of a statue by Auguste Rodin.

Tags: arthistory, augusterodin, goblin, statue

The Thinker Card

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La Bella Card
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Description: I saw this painting in person at the PAM and this is what it looked like.

Tags: arthistory, hammerhead, kawaii, oil, titian

La Bella Card

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Madame X Card
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Description: A professional beauty, a frilled shark, in a scandalous dress.

Tags: arthistory, frilledshark, johnsingersargent, ocean

Madame X Card

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CARGO SHORTS Card
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Description: Why do you ask?

Tags: funny, neon, ocean, orca, shark

CARGO SHORTS Card

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WE LOVE Card
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Description: We live, love, and have fun!

Tags: pastel, synthwave, puffin, ocean, shark

WE LOVE Card

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CHEER SQUAD Card
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Description: We are cheering you on!

Tags: ocean, neon, synthwave, shark, pastel

CHEER SQUAD Card

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NIGHT ON THE TOWN Card
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Description: We look good and feel good!

Tags: synthwave, vaporwave, neon, shark, albatross

NIGHT ON THE TOWN Card

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BESTIES Card
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Description: Forever!

Tags: ocean, hammerhead, beach, vaporwave, otter

BESTIES Card

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Slow Down Card
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Description: Was going pretty fast but now you gotta slow down!

Tags: vaporwave, beach, ocean, synthwave, whale

Slow Down Card

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FAVORITE DENIM Card
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Description: Being at comfortable and at ease!

Tags: neon, ocean, synthwave, bears, polar bear

FAVORITE DENIM Card

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LITERALLY ME Card
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Description: Not doing anything right now!

Tags: synthwave, ocean, hammerhead, cute, vaporwave

LITERALLY ME Card

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WALKING AND TALKING Card
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Description: It makes the time go by easy!

Tags: polar bear, synthwave, vaporwave, shark, ocean

WALKING AND TALKING Card

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MOTIVATION Card
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Description: Imagine it!

Tags: pastel, exercise, running, monster, vaporwave

MOTIVATION Card

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LONG STORY Card
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Description: Shoeless but why? Any number of reasons!

Tags: ocean, penguin, running, shark, exercise

LONG STORY Card

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JOGGING Card
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Description: It's better to jog together!

Tags: seapunk, orca, shark, marathon, vaporwave

JOGGING Card

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Don't Look Too Closely Card
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Description: Out of sight out of mind!

Tags: kawaii, neon, pastel, retrowave, synthwave

Don't Look Too Closely Card

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Nice Athletic Tights Card
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Description: Sporty!

Tags: yoga, synthwave, cute, ocean, vaporwave

Nice Athletic Tights Card

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