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KEEP CALM AND ASK A LIBRARIAN Magnet
FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT Magnet
IDK IDC IDGAF Magnet
I LISTEN TO METAL BECAUSE FUCK YOU Magnet
I WORK HARD BECAUSE MILLIONS ON WELFARE DEPEND ON ME Magnet
DON'T STOP BELIEVIN' Magnet
TATTOOED AND EMPLOYED Magnet
Wife. Mom. Boss. Magnet
I SURVIVED COLLEGE WITHOUT BECOMING A LIBERAL Magnet
I'M NOT GAY BUT $20 IS $20 Magnet
NO KANGAROOS IN AUSTRIA Magnet
I PEE IN POOLS Magnet
MEAN PEOPLE SUCK NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW Magnet
FEED ME TO THE LESBIANS Magnet
NO MATTER HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS TIRED OF HER SHIT Magnet
I'M GOING TO HELL IN EVERY RELIGION Magnet
STRAIGHT OUTTA MY TWENTIES Magnet
YOU MAKE ME WISH I HAD MORE MIDDLE FINGERS Magnet
I NEVER DREAMED I'D GROW UP TO BE AN ASSHOLE BUT HERE I AM KILLIN' IT Magnet
THIS VODKA TASTES LIKE I'LL BE TEXTING YOU LATER Magnet
I'M NO WEATHERMAN BUT YOU SHOULD EXPECT A FEW INCHES TONIGHT Magnet
You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions Magnet
PROUD FATHER OF A FEW DUMBASS KIDS Magnet
IT'S FUNNY HOW YOU THINK I'M LISTENING Magnet
WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHADDUP I GOT A OH GOD OH NO WRONG BUILDING I'M SO SORRY CONTINUE WITH YOUR FUNERAL GOD BLESS Magnet
DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE. YOU LITTLE REBEL. I LIKE YOU. Magnet
I'M SORRY I HURT YOUR FEELINGS WHEN I CALLED YOU STUPID. I REALLY THOUGHT YOU ALREADY KNEW. Magnet
BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER BUT MAPLE SYRUP IS THICKER THAN BLOOD SO TECHNICALLY PANCAKES ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN FAMILY Magnet
DON'T LAUGH IT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S SHIRT Magnet
I have never faked a sarcasm in my life. Magnet
I'M PRETTY COOL BUT I CRY A LOT Magnet
I WOULD CUDDLE YOU SO HARD Magnet
JESUS LOVES YOU! THE REST OF US THINK YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! Magnet
SEX POLICE K-9 DOGGYSTYLE UNIT Magnet
IT'S NOT A BOLD SPOT IT'S A SOLAR PANEL FOR A SEX MACHINE Magnet
TOO DUMB FOR NEW YORK TOO UGLY FOR L.A. Magnet
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