redhornet

Description: KEEP CALM AND ASK A LIBRARIAN.

Description: I'M PRETTY COOL BUT I CRY A LOT.

Description: NEED MORE TATTOOS.

Description: NIHILIST.

Description: FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT.

Description: BUILD BRIDGES NOT WALLS.

Description: MY LIFE IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Description: I LOVE BEING RANDOM IT'S SO POTATO.

Description: LEARN TO CODE.

Description: MAY CONTAIN PROSECCO.

Description: SORRY I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH.

Description: DON'T TEXT YOUR EX.

Description: NEVER DRINKING AGAIN.

Description: SWEATING LIKE A SINNER IN CHURCH.

Description: I HAD TO PUT MY GRADES UP FOR ADOPTION BECAUSE I COULDN'T RAISE THEM.

Description: I'M A HAPPY RAY OF FUCKING SUNSHINE

Description: YOUR BOYFRIEND SAYS HI.

Description: I HOPE YOUR WIFI DIES.

Description: PLANKS WELL WITH OTHERS.

Description: THICK THIGHS SAVE LIVES.

Description: I WON'T QUIT BUT I WILL CUSS THE WHOLE TIME.

Description: GIRLS DO IT BETTER.

Description: YOUR MOM CALLED YOU LEFT YOUR GAME AT HOME.

Description: JUST ONE MORE EPISODE.

Description: I HIT THE GYM SO I WON'T HIT YOU.

Description: NOPE STILL NOT MARRIED.

Description: SWEAT IS FAT CRYING.

Description: I LISTEN TO METAL BECAUSE FUCK YOU.

Description: DRUGS NOT HUGS DON'T TOUCH ME.

Description: THINK LESS STUPID MORE.

Description: I TRAIN WHILE YOU SLEEP.

Description: I CALL BS.

Description: SLEEPING WITH THE BARTENDER WONT GET YOU FREE DRINKS BUT ITS WORTH A SHOT.

Description: STRAIGHT OUTTA TILTED TOWERS.

Description: STRAIGHT OUTTA MY SIXTIES.

Description: STRAIGHT OUTTA MY FIFTIES.