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The Spizzy Watts Package Store and Gift Shop, selling the worst selling t-shirts on the internet for several years.
Fragville Junction, NY

Socks

Star Brand Pineapples Socks
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Description: The best option for your produce needs.

Tags: 1930s, movie, muni, pineapple

Star Brand Pineapples Socks

$14 $20

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SCMODS: For when they need to know Socks
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Description: State and County Municipal Offender Data System.

Tags: movie, police officer, silly
Our Lady of the Most Blessed Frag Socks
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Description: Bring forth the fragmentation.

Tags: frag, gamer, games, religious humor, religious icon
We can dream, can't we? Socks
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Description: Sure why not?

Tags: arcade, arcade games, games, online, sega

We can dream, can't we? Socks

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Holden Caulfield Sucks Socks

Description: Face it, he may be in what might be considered a classic novel, but this brat is a dick.

Tags: dick, hate, holden caulfield, richard

Holden Caulfield Sucks Socks

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National Embalming School Socks
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Description: The National Embalming School of Fragville Junction.

Tags: embalmer, fps, gaming, gravediggers

National Embalming School Socks

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The Santanomicon Ex Nativitatis Socks
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Description: The Book of Holiday Season Incantations and stuff.

Tags: christmas, gingerbread, holiday, lovecraft, no cthulu
Kick Bubblegum and Chew Ass Socks
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Description: For darker shirts.

Tags: chew, chew ass, chew bubble gum, i have come to chew bubble gum, kick

Kick Bubblegum and Chew Ass Socks

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Metal Pianist Socks
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Description: A word you can say in public.

Tags: heavy metal, pianist, piano

Metal Pianist Socks

$14 $20

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Do you know where my pen is? Socks
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Description: You may just read it wrong.

Tags: pencil, penis, writing utensil

Do you know where my pen is? Socks

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Fighting Games are Fun Socks
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Description: Semper Fatalus.

Tags: fatality, mortal kombat, scorpion

Fighting Games are Fun Socks

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Road Construction Shirt Socks
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Description: Prepare to Meet Thy Roadmaker

Tags: contractor, laborer, roadwork

Road Construction Shirt Socks

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Running Grave Digger Socks
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Description: Bury the dead before they stink.

Tags: cemetery, digger, diggers, graves, shovel

Running Grave Digger Socks

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Gravedigger Man Socks
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Description: Bury your dead and be quick about it.

Tags: corpse, dead, death, grave digger, guy

Gravedigger Man Socks

$14 $20

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Silly Silliness: Darmok and Jalad with Viagra Socks

Description: Interstellar interspecies love!

Tags: xenophiliac
245 Botoxin Socks
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Description: The Real Housewives of the Living Dead are brought back to life by the insidious chemical 245 BOTOXIN.

Tags: botox, plastic surgeon, zombie

245 Botoxin Socks

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Alfonse Simms Hamburgers Socks
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Description: Order fresh frozen Alfonse Simms Hamburgers! Not even your undertaker will know the difference!

Tags: alfonse simms, hamburger, japanese beef, moon over parador, omaha beef

Alfonse Simms Hamburgers Socks

$14 $20

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Kick Bubblegum and Chew Ass Socks
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Description: I have come to kick bubblegum and chew ass... and I'm all out of helicopter. Kind of self explanatory.

Tags: and, ass, bubblegum, chew, chew bubble gum

Kick Bubblegum and Chew Ass Socks

$14 $20

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