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The Spizzy Watts Package Store and Gift Shop, selling the worst selling t-shirts on the internet for several years.
Fragville Junction, NY

Stickers

Be Wary, Be Wary, the 6th of January Sticker

Description: Your politicians are not in it for you.

Tags: be wary the 6th of january, garbage, politics, remember 5th of november

Be Wary, Be Wary, the 6th of January Sticker

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Star Brand Pineapples Sticker
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Description: The best option for your produce needs.

Tags: 1930s, movie, muni, pineapple

Star Brand Pineapples Sticker

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SCMODS: For when they need to know Sticker

Description: State and County Municipal Offender Data System.

Tags: movie, police officer, silly

SCMODS: For when they need to know Sticker

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Never Play Lady of Spain Again Sticker
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Description: You know what it means if you know. When you play the organ at hockey games, never play Lady of Spain. Never.

Tags: never play lady of spain again

Never Play Lady of Spain Again Sticker

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Our Lady of the Most Blessed Frag Sticker
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Description: Bring forth the fragmentation.

Tags: frag, gamer, games, religious humor, religious icon

Our Lady of the Most Blessed Frag Sticker

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We can dream, can't we? Sticker
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Description: Sure why not?

Tags: arcade, arcade games, games, online, sega

We can dream, can't we? Sticker

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National Embalming School Sticker

Description: The National Embalming School of Fragville Junction.

Tags: embalmer, fps, gaming, gravediggers

National Embalming School Sticker

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The Santanomicon Ex Nativitatis Sticker
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Description: The Book of Holiday Season Incantations and stuff.

Tags: christmas, gingerbread, holiday, lovecraft, no cthulu

The Santanomicon Ex Nativitatis Sticker

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Kick Bubblegum and Chew Ass Sticker
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Description: For darker shirts.

Tags: chew, chew ass, chew bubble gum, i have come to chew bubble gum, kick

Kick Bubblegum and Chew Ass Sticker

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Metal Pianist Sticker
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Description: A word you can say in public.

Tags: heavy metal, pianist, piano

Metal Pianist Sticker

$3.00 $3.50

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Do you know where my pen is? Sticker
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Description: You may just read it wrong.

Tags: pencil, penis, writing utensil

Do you know where my pen is? Sticker

$3.00 $3.50

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Fighting Games are Fun Sticker
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Description: Semper Fatalus.

Tags: fatality, mortal kombat, scorpion

Fighting Games are Fun Sticker

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Running Grave Digger Sticker
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Description: Bury the dead before they stink.

Tags: cemetery, digger, diggers, graves, shovel

Running Grave Digger Sticker

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Gravedigger Man Sticker
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Description: Bury your dead and be quick about it.

Tags: corpse, dead, death, grave digger, guy

Gravedigger Man Sticker

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Silly Silliness: Darmok and Jalad with Viagra Sticker

Description: Interstellar interspecies love!

Tags: xenophiliac

Silly Silliness: Darmok and Jalad with Viagra Sticker

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245 Botoxin Sticker
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Description: The Real Housewives of the Living Dead are brought back to life by the insidious chemical 245 BOTOXIN.

Tags: botox, plastic surgeon, zombie

245 Botoxin Sticker

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Alfonse Simms Hamburgers Sticker
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Description: Order fresh frozen Alfonse Simms Hamburgers! Not even your undertaker will know the difference!

Tags: alfonse simms, hamburger, japanese beef, moon over parador, omaha beef

Alfonse Simms Hamburgers Sticker

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Kick Bubblegum and Chew Ass Sticker

Description: I have come to kick bubblegum and chew ass... and I'm all out of helicopter. Kind of self explanatory.

Tags: and, ass, bubblegum, chew, chew bubble gum

Kick Bubblegum and Chew Ass Sticker

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