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Maybe Today Satan Bag
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Description: Sometimes it's just one of those days, in cursive

Tags: dark humor, demon, devil, evil, funny sarcasm

Maybe Today Satan Bag

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We're All Going To Die Bag
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Description: A cheerful spin on a stark reality - can't say when or how but you can't deny we're all going to die

Tags: anxiety, dark humor, existential crisis, mental health, nihilism

We're All Going To Die Bag

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End Times - Est. 2012 Vintage logo Bag
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Description: Welcome to the End Times! We actually quietly started this process in 2012 and have been diligently working away at it since. Grab your popcorn it's gonna be a wild ride! :D

Tags: 2012, apocalypse, climate crisis, dark humor, earth day
Take Me With You - UFO Bag
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Description: Take me to your leader.. I want to join!

Tags: alien, close encounters, dark humor, existential dread, extraterrestrial

Take Me With You - UFO Bag

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nothing matters - existential rainbow shooting star Bag
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Description: nothing matters and I am free.

Tags: absurd, absurdist, dark humor, deadpan, depression
Touch grass Bag
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Description: No really, it's good for you

Tags: adventure, camping, gamer, gaming, go outside

Touch grass Bag

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don't be a stranger cheerful flower Bag
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Description: let everyone know you're friendly

Tags: cartoony, cute, flower, friendly, good vibes
Collateral Damage - Disappointed Koala (dark) Bag
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Description: You can just feel the silent judgment from this koala barely hanging on to a tree. He's just one of the many animals who are paying the unfortunate price in this climate crisis

Tags: climate change, dark humor, earth, earth day, environment
This is Fine - Global Meltdown (dark) Bag
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Description: This is fine :)

Tags: apocalypse, climate change, dark humor, earth day, environment
Dad is Mad Bag
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Description: This funny Jesus design is sure to amuse and frighten your friends and family. You know what happens when His dad is mad

Tags: angry dad, apocalypse, dad jokes, daddy, dark humor

Dad is Mad Bag

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Bad Bitch Magic (dark) Bag
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Description: Abracadabra

Tags: bad bitches, badass, girl, magic, occult

Bad Bitch Magic (dark) Bag

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Unperson (dark) Bag
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Description: Proudly proclaim your unpersonhood. Unperson: someone whose existence has been excised from the public and private memory. Inspired by 1984.

Tags: big brother, black sheep, dystopia, george orwell, humor

Unperson (dark) Bag

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Unperson Bag
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Description: Proudly proclaim your unpersonhood. Unperson: someone whose existence has been excised from the public and private memory. Inspired by 1984.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, big brother, black sheep, george orwell

Unperson Bag

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Earth: Outlook Not So Good (color) Bag
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Description: Outlook not so good.. But a magic 8 ball isn't needed because we can all see what's coming

Tags: climate change, dark humor, earth, earth day, environment
Maybe Today Satan - Rainbow Bag
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Description: Sometimes it's just one of those days :)

Tags: dark humor, evil, funny, funny saying, funny slogan

Maybe Today Satan - Rainbow Bag

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Space Pirates Bag
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Description: Ahoy matey! Take me to YARR leader

Tags: abduction, alien, artistic, close encounters, extraterrestrials

Space Pirates Bag

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Gay Frog Pride Bag
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Description: They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the freakin' frogs gay! (and I'm here for it!)

Tags: alex jones, conspiracy theory, gay pride, humor, infowars

Gay Frog Pride Bag

$19 $24

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If You Can't Make Friends Summon Them (light) Bag
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Description: Who needs friends when you have spirits haunting you forever?

Tags: friends, funny, introvert, lonely, magic
If You Can't Make Friends Summon Them (dark) Bag
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Description: Who needs friends when you have demonic entities at your fingertips?

Tags: antisocial, funny, introvert, magic, magick
I Need A Grown-Up Bag
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Description: Does this feeling ever go away? But where are the REAL adults?

Tags: adulthood, adulting is hard, existential dread, funny, growing up

I Need A Grown-Up Bag

$19 $24

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Morning Blood of the Innocent (dark) Bag
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Description: Don't talk to me till I've had my morning BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT. Hey, we all have our vices. Don't be a Judgmental Judy.

Tags: caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee, dark humor, evil
Getting Weird Out There Bag
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Description: Don't you think?

Tags: bizarre, creature, creepy, dread, monster

Getting Weird Out There Bag

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Fight Toxic Positivity Bag
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Description: You take your siver lining and shove it where the sun don't shine! Sometimes it's ok to say "that sucks"

Tags: anxiety, depression, existentialism, funny saying, good vibes

Fight Toxic Positivity Bag

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Looks Like It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock Bag
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Description: When the day is done, or you're just fed up! Looks like the clock says fuck this

Tags: adulting, fed up, humor, i quit, job
Earth: Outlook Not So Good Bag
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Description: Outlook not so good.. But a magic 8 ball isn't needed because we can all see what's coming

Tags: climate change, dark humor, earth, existentialism, global warming

Earth: Outlook Not So Good Bag

$19 $24

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Gay Frogs Bag
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Description: They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the freakin' frogs gay. And we're here for it!

Tags: alex jones, conspiracy, gay, gay pride, humor

Gay Frogs Bag

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Trauma Queen Bag
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Description: It's like the opposite of a drama queen. Like a queen who been through it

Tags: anxiety, dark aesthetic, dark humor, depression, funny

Trauma Queen Bag

$19 $24

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Not a Monster - Just Misunderstood (dark) Bag
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Description: "Monster" is such a harsh word. I prefer "misunderstood".

Tags: be yourself, creature, creepy, dark aesthetic, demon
Not a Monster - Just Misunderstood Bag
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Description: "Monster" is such a harsh word. I prefer misunderstood.

Tags: be yourself, creature, creepy, dark aesthetic, demon
Bah Humbug (dark) Bag
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Description: Ho ho ho-my god would you knock it off with the carols and the holiday cheer already?

Tags: anti christmas, christmas skeleton, curmudgeon, dark art, dark humor

Bah Humbug (dark) Bag

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i'm ok (dark) Bag
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Description: Sometimes it's not clear if you're trying to convince someone else or yourself

Tags: antisocial, anxiety, dark aesthetic, depression, grim

i'm ok (dark) Bag

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i'm having fun Bag
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Description: This spooky clown straight from your nightmares is the perfect way to express your happiness (or disdain)

Tags: antisocial, dark humor, edgy, evil clown, halloween

i'm having fun Bag

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Trash Panda's Treasure - Raccoon Shinies Bag
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Description: This raccoon is so excited about his collection of shinies. You know what they say - one man's trash is another trash panda's treasure! Especially suited for any bag you keep YOUR collection of shinies in

Tags: animal, buttons, cute, funny, goodies
He Sees You When You're Sleeping Bag
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Description: Somewhat sinister twist on the classic Christmas carol lyric - the haunting gaze of this creepy Santa turns it into a holiday horror

Tags: anti christmas, bad santa, creepy, evil santa, goth xmas
Let's Talk to Grandma - My First Ouija Board Bag
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Description: Thought you'd never talk to Grandma again huh? Well with this one handy device you can communicate with the dearly departed.. so she knows exactly what to make Santa bring you for Christmas

Tags: dark humor, ghost, magic, occult, pagan
Reclaimed by Nature Bag
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Description: This deer skull has been reclaimed by nature. Even in death there is opportunity and beauty

Tags: bones, colorless, dark, death, foliage

Reclaimed by Nature Bag

$19 $24

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