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Maybe Today Satan Hat
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Description: Sometimes it's just one of those days, in cursive

Tags: dark humor, demon, devil, evil, funny sarcasm

Maybe Today Satan Hat

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Camping With The Boys Hat
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Description: Just a few guys in the woods in deer skull masks... You know, bonding. Boys will be boys!

Tags: boys will be boys, camping, camping trip, dark humor, guys

Camping With The Boys Hat

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We're All Going To Die Hat
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Description: A cheerful spin on a stark reality - can't say when or how but you can't deny we're all going to die

Tags: anxiety, dark humor, existential crisis, mental health, nihilism

We're All Going To Die Hat

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End Times - Est. 2012 Vintage logo Hat
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Description: Welcome to the End Times! We actually quietly started this process in 2012 and have been diligently working away at it since. Grab your popcorn it's gonna be a wild ride! :D

Tags: 2012, apocalypse, climate crisis, dark humor, earth day

End Times - Est. 2012 Vintage logo Hat

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Take Me With You - UFO Hat
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Description: Take me to your leader.. I want to join!

Tags: alien, close encounters, dark humor, existential dread, extraterrestrial

Take Me With You - UFO Hat

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nothing matters - existential rainbow shooting star Hat
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Description: nothing matters and I am free.

Tags: absurd, absurdist, dark humor, deadpan, depression
Touch grass Hat
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Description: No really, it's good for you

Tags: adventure, camping, gamer, gaming, go outside

Touch grass Hat

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don't be a stranger cheerful flower Hat
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Description: let everyone know you're friendly

Tags: cartoony, cute, flower, friendly, good vibes

don't be a stranger cheerful flower Hat

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This is Fine - Global Meltdown (dark) Hat
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Description: This is fine :)

Tags: apocalypse, climate change, dark humor, earth day, environment

This is Fine - Global Meltdown (dark) Hat

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Dad is Mad Hat
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Description: This funny Jesus design is sure to amuse and frighten your friends and family. You know what happens when His dad is mad

Tags: angry dad, apocalypse, dad jokes, daddy, dark humor

Dad is Mad Hat

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Bad Bitch Magic (dark) Hat
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Description: Abracadabra

Tags: bad bitches, badass, girl, magic, occult

Bad Bitch Magic (dark) Hat

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Unperson (dark) Hat
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Description: Proudly proclaim your unpersonhood. Unperson: someone whose existence has been excised from the public and private memory. Inspired by 1984.

Tags: big brother, black sheep, dystopia, george orwell, humor

Unperson (dark) Hat

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Unperson Hat
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Description: Proudly proclaim your unpersonhood. Unperson: someone whose existence has been excised from the public and private memory. Inspired by 1984.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, big brother, black sheep, george orwell

Unperson Hat

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Earth: Outlook Not So Good (color) Hat
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Description: Outlook not so good.. But a magic 8 ball isn't needed because we can all see what's coming

Tags: climate change, dark humor, earth, earth day, environment

Earth: Outlook Not So Good (color) Hat

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Maybe Today Satan - Rainbow Hat
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Description: Sometimes it's just one of those days :)

Tags: dark humor, evil, funny, funny saying, funny slogan

Maybe Today Satan - Rainbow Hat

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Space Pirates Hat
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Description: Ahoy matey! Take me to YARR leader

Tags: abduction, alien, artistic, close encounters, extraterrestrials

Space Pirates Hat

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Gay Frog Pride Hat
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Description: They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the freakin' frogs gay! (and I'm here for it!)

Tags: alex jones, conspiracy theory, gay pride, humor, infowars

Gay Frog Pride Hat

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If You Can't Make Friends Summon Them (light) Hat
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Description: Who needs friends when you have spirits haunting you forever?

Tags: friends, funny, introvert, lonely, magic
If You Can't Make Friends Summon Them (dark) Hat
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Description: Who needs friends when you have demonic entities at your fingertips?

Tags: antisocial, funny, introvert, magic, magick
I Need A Grown-Up Hat
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Description: Does this feeling ever go away? But where are the REAL adults?

Tags: adulthood, adulting is hard, existential dread, funny, growing up

I Need A Grown-Up Hat

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Morning Blood of the Innocent (dark) Hat
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Description: Don't talk to me till I've had my morning BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT. Hey, we all have our vices. Don't be a Judgmental Judy.

Tags: caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee, dark humor, evil

Morning Blood of the Innocent (dark) Hat

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Getting Weird Out There Hat
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Description: Don't you think?

Tags: bizarre, creature, creepy, dread, monster

Getting Weird Out There Hat

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Fight Toxic Positivity Hat
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Description: You take your siver lining and shove it where the sun don't shine! Sometimes it's ok to say "that sucks"

Tags: anxiety, depression, existentialism, funny saying, good vibes

Fight Toxic Positivity Hat

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Looks Like It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock Hat
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Description: When the day is done, or you're just fed up! Looks like the clock says fuck this

Tags: adulting, fed up, humor, i quit, job

Looks Like It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock Hat

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Earth: Outlook Not So Good Hat
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Description: Outlook not so good.. But a magic 8 ball isn't needed because we can all see what's coming

Tags: climate change, dark humor, earth, existentialism, global warming

Earth: Outlook Not So Good Hat

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Gay Frogs Hat
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Description: They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the freakin' frogs gay. And we're here for it!

Tags: alex jones, conspiracy, gay, gay pride, humor

Gay Frogs Hat

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Trauma Queen Hat
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Description: It's like the opposite of a drama queen. Like a queen who been through it

Tags: anxiety, dark aesthetic, dark humor, depression, funny

Trauma Queen Hat

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Not a Monster - Just Misunderstood (dark) Hat
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Description: "Monster" is such a harsh word. I prefer "misunderstood".

Tags: be yourself, creature, creepy, dark aesthetic, demon

Not a Monster - Just Misunderstood (dark) Hat

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Not a Monster - Just Misunderstood Hat
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Description: "Monster" is such a harsh word. I prefer misunderstood.

Tags: be yourself, creature, creepy, dark aesthetic, demon

Not a Monster - Just Misunderstood Hat

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Bah Humbug (dark) Hat
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Description: Ho ho ho-my god would you knock it off with the carols and the holiday cheer already?

Tags: anti christmas, christmas skeleton, curmudgeon, dark art, dark humor

Bah Humbug (dark) Hat

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i'm ok (dark) Hat
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Description: Sometimes it's not clear if you're trying to convince someone else or yourself

Tags: antisocial, anxiety, dark aesthetic, depression, grim

i'm ok (dark) Hat

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i'm having fun Hat
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Description: This spooky clown straight from your nightmares is the perfect way to express your happiness (or disdain)

Tags: antisocial, dark humor, edgy, evil clown, halloween

i'm having fun Hat

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Trash Panda's Treasure - Raccoon Shinies Hat
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Description: This raccoon is so excited about his collection of shinies. You know what they say - one man's trash is another trash panda's treasure! Especially suited for any bag you keep YOUR collection of shinies in

Tags: animal, buttons, cute, funny, goodies

Trash Panda's Treasure - Raccoon Shinies Hat

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He Sees You When You're Sleeping Hat
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Description: Somewhat sinister twist on the classic Christmas carol lyric - the haunting gaze of this creepy Santa turns it into a holiday horror

Tags: anti christmas, bad santa, creepy, evil santa, goth xmas

He Sees You When You're Sleeping Hat

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Let's Talk to Grandma - My First Ouija Board Hat
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Description: Thought you'd never talk to Grandma again huh? Well with this one handy device you can communicate with the dearly departed.. so she knows exactly what to make Santa bring you for Christmas

Tags: dark humor, ghost, magic, occult, pagan
80s Movies Trauma Flashbacks (dark) Hat
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Description: Relive '80s Nostalgia with Trauma Flashbacks – A Heartfelt Tribute to Iconic Movie Moments That STILL Come Up In Therapy!

Tags: 1980s, 80s kid, childhood, fantasy, iconic movie moment

80s Movies Trauma Flashbacks (dark) Hat

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