Description: A microscopic and well-nigh indestructible tardigrade bro would like to remind you to not settle for tardigood...be tardigreat.
Be Tardigreat: Encouraging Tardigrade Water Bear including cringe puns T-Shirt
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Description: Long ago in Evansville, IN, in the summer of 2022, a camper mysteriously appeared on a sandbar in the middle of the Ohio River. This camper was not only a miracle of physics, it also proclaimed itself in giant black spraypaint letters to be the "POON SALOON." It may have sunk into the river in August, but the legend of the Poon Saloon will live on in our midwestern hearts.
Poon Saloon Vintage Gold Old Fashioned Evansville Midwestern joke ICE COLD BEER T-Shirt
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Description: If you love 60s and 70s music and you love flamingos or if you just love jokes and cute things, here are these handsome fellows on a crosswalk in London. Attribution for the shot of Abbey Road: https://www.flickr.com/photos/shaneglobal/5117479293 CC2.0 license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/ Changes have been made to the photo to make it more closely resemble the street decades ago and match the original album coloring and graininess.
Flamingos in dapper suits crossing the zebra crosswalk at Abbey Road in London T-Shirt
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How much money would it take to make you spend a night in a cemetery? T-Shirt
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Description: A little Catsquatch monster buddy! Cute and wide-eyed. Cross between a cat and a bigfoot/sasquatch.
CATSQUATCH FEVER bae cute chibi bigfoot sasquatch squatch cat T-Shirt
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Description: Death's head moths, hawk moths, or sphinx moths, whatever you call them, they are dancing against an orange blood harvest moon. A lovely spooky and symmetrical vision.
Deathshead hawk moths sphinx moths against an orange blood moon halloween spooky T-Shirt
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Description: Some cute narwhals frolicking in lovely navy blue frothy waves with a pastel pink heart border.
Narwhal heart unicorn pretty cute pink and blue ocean whale waves fish beachcore anime T-Shirt
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Description: If you want to be a HUGE JERK and insult random passerby, this is the shirt for you my friend. I mean hey! What?! Did you just call me ugly?!? Me and my friends think it's just funny but we are also all terrible people.
Falling out of the ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down T-Shirt
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Description: Le Temps Détruit Tout means "Time Destroys All Things." But remember, this also means time destroys sorrow, pain, and shame. And from destruction, comes rebirth. That is the meaning of my butterfly perched on the skull here. Memento mori.
Le Temps Détruit Tout Time Destroys All Things skull butterfly delicate blues T-Shirt
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Description: Collab with my buddies at ETC Artistry! "By a route obscure and lonely, Haunted by ill angels only, Where an Eidolon, named NIGHT, On a black throne reigns upright, I have reached these lands but newly From an ultimate dim Thule— From a wild weird clime that lieth, sublime, Out of SPACE—Out of TIME." From "Dream-Land" by Edgar Allan Poe
Description: Collab with ETC Artistry! "And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door; And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming, And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor; And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor Shall be lifted—nevermore!" - Edgar Allan Poe, The Raven