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In your hands, you each hold a deadly weapon...

He's just a bit accident-prone...

Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus TWO plus one, not one plus TWO plus one plus one!

That was one for Mr. Boddy, Two at the door, one at the chandelier, and one for the singing telegram girl... or was it two for the chandelier?

I hated her SO...MUCH...

Da-da, da da DA! I... AM... your singing telegram!

Was it the Russians? Or was communism just... well, you know.

Not just her face... they knew every inch of her body.

The classic naughty album cover reimagined as a classic naughty paperback cover

She's not bad... she's just drawn that way.

The ultimate '80s fantasy film team-up!

The Terminator, vintage style

Jessica Fletcher, vintage style

A fantasy adventure classic!

He came to Earth with an insatiable appetite for feline flesh!

If making a little robot girl isn't pure sci-fi pulp fodder, then I don't know what is...

She had escaped their tortures... but now returned to rule as their queen!

Do you dare delve into the horrors of... the Secret Menu?

"Putting in the man hours. We put liquid paper on a bee... it died."

The classic YA sci-fi/fantasy masterpiece-- now in t-shirt form!

What if the horror movie The Cabin In The Woods had originally been a twisted tale from the shudder pulps of yesteryear? I think the cover would look something like this...

Have your cake and eat it, too, with a classic horror anthology film from the minds of Stephen King and George Romero!

For when you're in the Halloween spirit any time during the year!

You unlock this door with the key of imagination...

If the film had been a trippy New Wave sci-fi paperback, I think the cover would look something like this.

One of the most brilliant moments of the criminally underrated comedy Clue, improvised by the late great Madeline Kahn, and reimagined as a vintage pulp mystery magazine.

We never did learn why Jerry's girlfriend didn't eat the pie, did we?

A truly, truly terrible movie. Laughable bad. Just awful. But yet...

Submitted for your approval: a shirt that is fact a doorway into another dimension. A dimension of killer dolls, tiny interstellar invaders, and the most cigarette-smoking host you've ever seen... on the spinning rack up ahead, you pick up a magazine: it's Tales From The Twilight Zone!

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

What's spookier than a library at night...? Unless it's a library haunted by ghosts and well-stocked with the most insidious books ever featured on the Silver Screen!

Flying saucers over Hollywood! The infamous Ed Wood, pulling the strings of his helpless puppets Tor Johnson and Vampira in order to make his masterpiece of schlock horror: Plan 9 From Outer Space!