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Description: You unlock this door with the key of imagination...

Description: We never did learn why Jerry's girlfriend didn't eat the pie, did we?

Description: "Putting in the man hours. We put liquid paper on a bee... it died."

Description: Fly high with Prince Vultan and the Mongo Resistance!

Description: He does NOT work well with others...

Description: "It's you and me, Honey-bunch..."

Description: In your hands, you each hold a deadly weapon...

Description: Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus TWO plus one, not one plus TWO plus one plus one!

Description: That was one for Mr. Boddy, Two at the door, one at the chandelier, and one for the singing telegram girl... or was it two for the chandelier?

Description: Da-da, da da DA! I... AM... your singing telegram!

Description: One of the most brilliant moments of the criminally underrated comedy Clue, improvised by the late great Madeline Kahn, and reimagined as a vintage pulp mystery magazine.

Description: Was it the Russians? Or was communism just... well, you know.

Description: Not just her face... they knew every inch of her body.

Description: The classic naughty album cover reimagined as a classic naughty paperback cover

Description: She's not bad... she's just drawn that way.

Description: The ultimate '80s fantasy film team-up!

Description: The Terminator, vintage style

Description: Jessica Fletcher, vintage style

Description: If making a little robot girl isn't pure sci-fi pulp fodder, then I don't know what is...

Description: She had escaped their tortures... but now returned to rule as their queen!

Description: What's spookier than a library at night...? Unless it's a library haunted by ghosts and well-stocked with the most insidious books ever featured on the Silver Screen!

Description: The classic YA sci-fi/fantasy masterpiece-- now in t-shirt form!

Description: If the film had been a trippy New Wave sci-fi paperback, I think the cover would look something like this.

Description: Have your cake and eat it, too, with a classic horror anthology film from the minds of Stephen King and George Romero!

Description: For when you're in the Halloween spirit any time during the year!

Description: A truly, truly terrible movie. Laughable bad. Just awful. But yet...

Description: Flying saucers over Hollywood! The infamous Ed Wood, pulling the strings of his helpless puppets Tor Johnson and Vampira in order to make his masterpiece of schlock horror: Plan 9 From Outer Space!