Hats
Description: Do you love honking clown horns? Wanna make some confetti cannons shoot? Now you can let people know you're DTF with those silly little guys that get a bad rep.
Clownfucker Hat
$19
Description: About a year ago, I had a dream about a fascinating character design: A robotic clown with vibrant LED eyes, a floating head and hands, super bendy limbs, and a playful desire to scare and entertain. He also had the ability to take on this vibrant rainbow-colored appearance. If you like clowns, let Roscoe stick around to bring a big ol' smile to your face!
Description: About a year ago, I had a dream about a fascinating character design: A robotic clown with vibrant LED eyes, a floating head and hands, super bendy limbs, and a playful desire to scare and entertain. If you like clowns, let Roscoe stick around to bring a big ol' smile to your face!
Description: About a year ago, I had a dream about a fascinating character design: A robotic clown with vibrant LED eyes, a floating head and hands, super bendy limbs, and a playful desire to scare and entertain. He also had the ability to take on this vibrant rainbow-colored appearance. If you like clowns, let Roscoe stick around to bring a big ol' smile to your face!
Description: About a year ago, I had a dream about a fascinating character design concept: A robotic clown with vibrant LED eyes, a floating shapeshifting head and hands, and a playful desire to scare and entertain. I named him Roscoe, and one of these days I intend to write a story akin to the Are You Afraid of the Dark reboot, focusing on his escapades as he travels from circus to circus, feeding on fear, laughter and adrenaline. He SEEMS unhinged, and totally batty, but it's all just part of the act. ...Or is it?
Description: About a year ago, I had a dream about a fascinating character design concept: A robotic clown with vibrant LED eyes, a floating shapeshifting head and hands, and a playful desire to scare and entertain. I named him Roscoe, and one of these days I intend to write a story akin to the Are You Afraid of the Dark reboot, focusing on his escapades as he travels from circus to circus, feeding on fear, laughter and adrenaline. He SEEMS unhinged, and totally batty, but it's all just part of the act. ...Or is it?
Description: About a year ago, I had a dream about a fascinating character design concept: A robotic clown with vibrant LED eyes, a floating shapeshifting head and hands, and a playful desire to scare and entertain. I named him Roscoe, and one of these days I intend to write a story akin to the Are You Afraid of the Dark reboot, focusing on his escapades as he travels from circus to circus, feeding on fear, laughter and adrenaline. He SEEMS unhinged, and totally batty, but it's all just part of the act. ...Or is it?
Description: About a year ago, I had a dream about a fascinating character design concept: A robotic clown with vibrant LED eyes, a floating shapeshifting head and hands, and a playful desire to scare and entertain. I named him Roscoe, and one of these days I intend to write a story akin to the Are You Afraid of the Dark reboot, focusing on his escapades as he travels from circus to circus, feeding on fear, laughter and adrenaline. He SEEMS unhinged, and totally batty, but it's all just part of the act. ...Or is it?
Description: * IMAGINE HAVING BEEF WITH ME, ME. I'M JUST A FUNNY JOKESTER. A SILLY LITTLE GUY, GUY! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE BEEF WITH A SILLY LITTLE GUY? FOR SHAME, FOR SHAME! UEE HEE HEE!
Jevil's Jape Hat
$19
Description: Want to pledge your undying allegiance to the Devil Bat's Commander from Hell? Go ahead, grab some merch! Nothing bad will happen, I think...
Hiruma Head Hat
$19
Description: Want to pledge your undying allegiance to the Devil Bat's Commander from Hell? Go ahead, grab some merch! Nothing bad will happen, I think...
Hiruma Ya-Ha Hat
$19