Hats
Description: The button says it all. David Hockney's been wearing his for years. Now it's on a shirt. "End Bossiness Soon." The Button Shirt Collection Some things are best said on a button. Small. Round. Right to the point. Worn on your chest like a tiny manifesto. This shirt wears the button for you. No pin required.
Description: A deadpan blast of 80s alt-scene sarcasm, this bold typographic design riffs on a cult-favorite lyric from the underground post-punk era. Rendered in unapologetically large, all-caps red Neue Haas Grotesk, it channels the snarky spirit of eyelinered cynics, dancefloor nihilists, and anyone who’s ever side-eyed a synth-pop DJ set. Whether you lived through the scene or just wish you had, this shirt is a wearable eye-roll at pretension—and a wink to those who know the reference without needing it spelled out.
Description: A deadpan blast of 80s alt-scene sarcasm, this bold typographic design riffs on a cult-favorite lyric from the underground post-punk era. Rendered in unapologetically large, all-caps red Neue Haas Grotesk, it channels the snarky spirit of eyelinered cynics, dancefloor nihilists, and anyone who’s ever side-eyed a synth-pop DJ set. Whether you lived through the scene or just wish you had, this shirt is a wearable eye-roll at pretension—and a wink to those who know the reference without needing it spelled out.
Description: A stark village silhouette rises against vivid flames, paired with the African proverb: “The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth.” This minimalist design blends bold symbolism with modern line art to reflect themes of community, belonging, and the consequences of neglect. Strong shapes, warm colors, and a timeless message make this a striking and meaningful piece for anyone who values compassion, justice, and collective responsibility.
Description: A rare and iconic artifact from the birth of punk: this surreal 1974 CBGB flyer features Angel and the Snake, the short-lived precursor to Blondie, sharing the bill with the Ramones in the heart of New York’s Bowery. The hand-drawn artwork—flaming hair, coiled snake, gothic flourishes—captures the raw energy and underground spirit of the early CBGB scene, where punk was still forming its teeth. Blondie hadn’t yet become a household name, and the Ramones were just beginning their blitzkrieg bop. This piece is more than a poster—it’s a portal to the sweaty, chaotic, and revolutionary nights that birthed a movement. Perfect for fans of Blondie, punk mythology, and the gritty glamour of 1970s New York.
Description: Three skeletal nuns, halos aglow, gather in ritual around a spinning vinyl—its needle a bone-tipped finger from the grave. This stark black-and-white design channels the gothic pulse of post-punk sanctuaries, where music was mass and eyeliner was armor. A tribute to the legends who made darkness danceable.
Goth Sisters Hat
$19
Description: A tribute to the theatrical edge of punk’s European vanguard. This stark black-and-white design evokes the spirit of underground concerts, operatic vocals, and fearless self-expression.
Punk Queen Hat
$19
Description: A bold typographic tribute to ’s legendary anti-cool anthem. This design features the line “eliminate the Ninnies & The Twits!” from the song We’re Through Being Cool, with the exclamation point’s dot replaced by ’s iconic energy dome. Perfect for fans of new wave, punk irony, and outsider rebellion.
Lene Hat
$19
Specimen Hat
$19
Description: Christian Death... The epitome of Goth Rock bans. The image is from a 1509 painting by Italian Artist Andrea Solario, depicting the moment Salome received the Head of John the Baptist.
The Baptist Hat
$19
Nina Tied Up Hat
$19
TOYAH! Hat
$19
Venus Hat
$19
Divine Hat
$19
Grace Jones Hat
$19
CAT Hat
$19
Latte Dance Hat
$19
Toyah Hat
$19
