SeaCucumber

Description: The toughest, most misfit unit from Pursuit of Jade. IYKYK

Description: IYKYK! Fans of The Apothecary Diaries will recognize this right away!

Description: Do you believe in aliens, visitors from another planet, or UFOs? Show your support for our extraterrestrial friends!

Description: Have you read the UAP/UFO files? Are you waiting for aliens? This is your design!

Description: Memento Mori, or "remember, you will die," is a classic thought. This 1916 design is by Julie de Graag.

Description: Spend your vacation like a jelly fish - no worries, mon!

Description: Taken from a vintage card selling real estate in Key West, this vintage view of the island is sure to please.

Description: For the grumpy but lovable among us!

Description: What do rational Diests do on Sundays? Stay in with a good book and a cup of coffee. Join our founders in their celebration, like Thomas Paine pictured here.

Description: It is the semiquincentennial - the 250th birthday - of the United States! Celebrate with this design.

Description: Horseshoe crabs have evolved slowly - and happily - for millennia. Here's for those who admire that approach!

Description: Tired of the pickleball craze? Show your lack of participation here!

Description: From "Rebels without Applause," this lyric from Morrissey once again captures the angst of GenX that he is so famous for.

Description: Part 2 in our popular Historians line! Why are all the movie heroes historians? From Indiana Jones to Robert Langdon, historians are the superheroes that save the rest of the world from their lack of knowledge of history. Let everyone know you won't let them repeat the past with this design.

Description: Another of our line of designs celebrating the special ops work of historians as made famous by Indiana Jones, Robert Langdon, and the like. The latin says, "knowledge and superior fire power," but you knew that, right?

Description: Why are all the movie heroes historians? From Indiana Jones to Robert Langdon, historians are the superheroes that save the rest of the world from their lack of knowledge of history. Let everyone know you won't let them repeat the past with this design.

Description: Ea-Nasir has achieved a dubious reputation from a complaint "letter" written on a cuneiform tablet. The guy couldn't ship decent copper in 1750 BCE, but he's good for a laugh in 2025!

Description: In homage to Morrissey and Generation X, this simple expression of his song title says it all.

Description: This Victorian-era allegorical image was used to sell cigars when Key West was the largest producer of Cuban cigars and partnered with Cuba to make the finest cigars in the world.

Description: Ideal for friend or coworker who has had enough. 1873 vintage illustration.

Description: For the new popular sport

Description: What sport does a real man play? Dancesport, of course! Celebrate the lead in your life with this design.

Description: One of the most confusing koans to ever come out of Stargate!

Description: IYKYK. This quote from Stargate's Daniel Jackson will have you pondering what his original question was.

Description: If you're slow and you know it, be proud! Faster than a speeding sea cucumber is the way to go.

Description: Those hearty Xers, born 1965-81, came home alone, made themselves some mac n cheese on the stove, and grew up just fine. Show your Xer pride!

Description: This lovely 1898 cigar label shows the Victorian allegorical representations of both the US and Cuba, united in support of the cigar rolling industry in Key West. The image is available under Creative Commons license with attribution; original is courtesy of the Florida Keys Libraries. https://www.flickr.com/photos/keyslibraries/6364731585/in/photolist-7U8WfT-aGr17v-aGqRdM-aGqTBn-aGqXT6-aGqU8Z-aGqSNx-aGr2nx-aGr1kX-aGqUXt-aGqYta-aGrom2-f8xvSK-f8MNBL-aGqYVP-aGqW8Z-6PFf4s-f8MNMo-5kwFo9

Description: Absinthe Robette (1896) by Privet Livemont. Art Nouveau advertisement in public domain.

Description: Art deco illustration of flappers by George Barbier. Public domain through Raw Pixel

Description: A vintage design from a Christmas card featuring holly berries and "Merry Christmas."

Description: For those who want to reference that famous Die Hard quote in a more literary fashion!

Description: F. Champenois Imprimeur-Editeur, by Alphonse Mucha. Classic Art Nouveau image from the famous Czech artist.

Description: For those who power through, declare your pride - quickly!

Description: Love history? Then the past is your passion! Tell everyone with this design.

Description: Considered one of the most powerful mantras in Hinduism, Om Namah Shivaya praises the divine.

Description: Sea cucumbers are the finest creatures. The warm water varieties lie on beach sand in the shallows under the mangrove trees, thinking about nothing. Bliss!