SeaCucumber

Description: The toughest, most misfit unit from Pursuit of Jade. IYKYK

Description: IYKYK! Fans of The Apothecary Diaries will recognize this right away!

Description: Do you believe in aliens, visitors from another planet, or UFOs? Show your support for our extraterrestrial friends!

Description: Have you read the UAP/UFO files? Are you waiting for aliens? This is your design!

Description: Spend your vacation like a jelly fish - no worries, mon!

Description: For the grumpy but lovable among us!

Description: What do rational Diests do on Sundays? Stay in with a good book and a cup of coffee. Join our founders in their celebration, like Thomas Paine pictured here.

Description: It is the semiquincentennial - the 250th birthday - of the United States! Celebrate with this design.

Description: Horseshoe crabs have evolved slowly - and happily - for millennia. Here's for those who admire that approach!

Description: Tired of the pickleball craze? Show your lack of participation here!

Description: This Victorian-era allegorical image was used to sell cigars when Key West was the largest producer of Cuban cigars and partnered with Cuba to make the finest cigars in the world.

Description: Ideal for friend or coworker who has had enough. 1873 vintage illustration.

Description: What sport does a real man play? Dancesport, of course! Celebrate the lead in your life with this design.

Description: One of the most confusing koans to ever come out of Stargate!

Description: IYKYK. This quote from Stargate's Daniel Jackson will have you pondering what his original question was.

Description: If you're slow and you know it, be proud! Faster than a speeding sea cucumber is the way to go.

Description: Those hearty Xers, born 1965-81, came home alone, made themselves some mac n cheese on the stove, and grew up just fine. Show your Xer pride!

Description: This lovely 1898 cigar label shows the Victorian allegorical representations of both the US and Cuba, united in support of the cigar rolling industry in Key West. The image is available under Creative Commons license with attribution; original is courtesy of the Florida Keys Libraries. https://www.flickr.com/photos/keyslibraries/6364731585/in/photolist-7U8WfT-aGr17v-aGqRdM-aGqTBn-aGqXT6-aGqU8Z-aGqSNx-aGr2nx-aGr1kX-aGqUXt-aGqYta-aGrom2-f8xvSK-f8MNBL-aGqYVP-aGqW8Z-6PFf4s-f8MNMo-5kwFo9

Description: Absinthe Robette (1896) by Privet Livemont. Art Nouveau advertisement in public domain.

Description: Art deco illustration of flappers by George Barbier. Public domain through Raw Pixel

Description: A vintage design from a Christmas card featuring holly berries and "Merry Christmas."

Description: For those who want to reference that famous Die Hard quote in a more literary fashion!

Description: F. Champenois Imprimeur-Editeur, by Alphonse Mucha. Classic Art Nouveau image from the famous Czech artist.

Description: For those who power through, declare your pride - quickly!

Description: Love history? Then the past is your passion! Tell everyone with this design.

Description: Considered one of the most powerful mantras in Hinduism, Om Namah Shivaya praises the divine.

Description: Historian in gradations of blue for your favorite prof, teacher, or more.

Description: Enjoy this lovely 1904 design showing sea life in all its wonderful colors.

Description: Fruit Pattern is a beautiful pattern by Arts and Crafts artist William Morris. Under Creative Commons license with attribution to William Morris and rawpixel.com.

Description: Medway is a beautiful pattern by Arts and Crafts artist William Morris. Under Creative Commons license with attribution to William Morris and rawpixel.com.

Description: Are you a pickleball fan? Love to play? Show your commitment with this design.

Description: Ever feel like no one will listen to you, no matter what your level of expertise? Let this shirt say it for you.

Description: Apple Pattern is a beautiful pattern by Arts and Crafts artist William Morris. Under Creative Commons license with attribution to William Morris and rawpixel.com.

Description: Tulip and Rose is a beautiful pattern by Arts and Crafts artist William Morris. Under Creative Commons license with attribution to William Morris and rawpixel.com.

Description: Vine is a beautiful pattern by Arts and Crafts artist William Morris. Under Creative Commons license with attribution to William Morris and rawpixel.com.

Description: Perfect for your favorite ballroom dancer or yourself, this classic quote from the movie "Shall We Dance?" sums up that ballroom attitude.