Hats
Description: If you’re old enough to have raised kids on P&F, you’re probably smack in the middle of this period of life. I know it’s niche, but it went over gangbusters with the knitting circle test group
Agent M Hat
$19
Description: He’s just a big, fluffy, cuddly bear. It’s totally safe to give him a great big hug.
Cuddly Bear Hat
$19
Description: Where does the insanity end? Where does the buck stop? Off a cliff, that’s where
Off A Cliff Hat
$19
Description: When one hears misnomer, one pictures a little female garden gnome. But a misnomer is an inaccurate or misleading naming of a person or an object
Misnomer Hat
$19
Description: The alternate dimension was angry that day, my friends- like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about 50 feet out and suddenly, the ancient entity rose before me. Sensing my presence, he let out a great roar. I said “Easy, Big Fella!” -transcript from George C, cryptobiologist
Description: The Lift scene from the 80s romantic dance drama in the pop art style of Keith Haring
Pop Dancing Hat
$19
Description: Parody on the ‘90s music magazine cover with Miss Janet nearly topless, featuring the animated sitcom dad in the same pose
Fresh Buns Hat
$19
Description: My personal favorite of the youngest Wiggum’s highly quotable quotes in the pop art style of Roy Lichtenstein
I Eated Them Hat
$19
Description: The iconic frog puppet, flailing his arms in the middle of a freak out in the style of Edvard Munch’s The Scream
The Freakout Hat
$19
Description: Have you ever considered that garden gnomes are actually real and they’re just very deep in meditation?
Gnomasté Hat
$19
Diss Track Hat
$19
Puppet Jerks Hat
$19
Turduckhen Hat
$19
Stanksy Hat
$19