Socks
Description: If you’re old enough to have raised kids on P&F, you’re probably smack in the middle of this period of life. I know it’s niche, but it went over gangbusters with the knitting circle test group
Agent M Socks
$20
Description: When one hears misnomer, one pictures a little female garden gnome. But a misnomer is an inaccurate or misleading naming of a person or an object
Misnomer Socks
$20
Description: The alternate dimension was angry that day, my friends- like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about 50 feet out and suddenly, the ancient entity rose before me. Sensing my presence, he let out a great roar. I said “Easy, Big Fella!” -transcript from George C, cryptobiologist
Description: Parody on the ‘90s music magazine cover with Miss Janet nearly topless, featuring the animated sitcom dad in the same pose
Fresh Buns Socks
$20
Description: Have you ever considered that garden gnomes are actually real and they’re just very deep in meditation?
Gnomasté Socks
$20
Diss Track Socks
$20
Turduckhen Socks
$20
Stanksy Socks
$20