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Eclectic designs from my nerdy, gay musings.

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Future Gym Crush Hat
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Description: You never know if you might be the reason someone else is coming to the gym, so make sure you exercise regularly!

Tags: bodybuilding, dating, exercise, fitness, flirty

Future Gym Crush Hat

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Undesirable BLACK Hat
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Description: The pink triangle fell out of favour for queer representation when the it was used to identify gay men during the holocaust. A similar black triangle was used to identify "anti-social women" (lesbians), in addition to the more well known Star of David to persecute Jewish people. I like the idea of reclaiming the pink triangle again. It's a symbol with a poignant history to it that "Rainbow Capitalist" companies might hesitate to actually use for themselves. I wanted something that could stand again as symbol of resistance and defiance, rather than performative woke-ness. It has the issue of being binary (Pink:gay man, black: lesbian woman), and came about before we had a more diverse language to discuss sexual and gender identity.

Tags: pride, gay, lesbian pride, lesbian, lgbt

Undesirable BLACK Hat

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Undesirable PINK Hat
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Description: The pink triangle fell out of favour for queer representation when the it was used to identify gay men during the holocaust. A similar black triangle was used to identify "anti-social women" (lesbians), in addition to the more well known Star of David to persecute Jewish people. I like the idea of reclaiming the pink triangle again. It's a symbol with a poignant history to it that "Rainbow Capitalist" companies might hesitate to actually use for themselves. I wanted something that could stand again as symbol of resistance and defiance, rather than performative woke-ness. It has the issue of being binary (Pink:gay man, black: lesbian woman), and came about before we had a more diverse language to discuss sexual and gender identity.

Tags: gay pride, holocaust, lgbt, lgbtq, pride

Undesirable PINK Hat

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Queen Hat
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Description: A thousand miles of magical flowing hair to crown a queen.

Tags: queen, magic hair, red hair, fantasy, hair

Queen Hat

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Madama Butterfly Hat
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Description: CIAOFI BALZARG Baby. If you can't handle my Madama, you don't deserve my DO O IA BAYONETTA.

Tags: bayonetta 2, demon, nintendo, nintendo switch console, summon

Madama Butterfly Hat

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Christmas Lights Hat
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Description: They're best friends: hanging Christmas Lights together!

Tags: stars, sun, christmas lights, faces, rainbow

Christmas Lights Hat

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The Greatest Show on Earth Hat
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Description: My favourite song by my favourite band. Which is also nearly the same length as my partner's favourite song.

Tags: band, metal, audio, mp3, greatest show on earth

The Greatest Show on Earth Hat

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Dice Slut Hat

Description: There's one in every group: a little dice goblin who just likes collecting the shiny math rocks.

Tags: crystals, d20, d and d, dice, dm

Dice Slut Hat

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Scarborough Fair Hat
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Description: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme. Perfect for slaying the Heavenly Host.

Tags: bayonetta 2, switch, gaming, witch, guns

Scarborough Fair Hat

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Gluten Free Cat Loaf Hat
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Description: These cat-loafs are made with 100% Gluten Free Cat.

Tags: kitty, celiac, wheat free, gluten free, cats

Gluten Free Cat Loaf Hat

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Chubby Chickatrice Hat

Description: We serve pipping hot, always fresh, never frozen mythical creatures the old fashioned way: fried and on a bun! Try our world-famous spicy chickatrice burger! Adventurers save 15% on Tuesdays! Satire of the "Chubby Chicken" brand.

Tags: burgers, chicken, cockatrice, d20, dnd

Chubby Chickatrice Hat

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Team Izzet Hat

Description: Burn your friends, then take an extra turn and do it again!

Tags: basketball, blue, cards, dragon, fire

Team Izzet Hat

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Dungeons and Desserts - Oozes Hat

Description: Restaurant offerings change seasonally. Our monster menu items are free-range, dungeon sourced, and served fresh daily!

Tags: black pudding, dessert, dnd, dnd5e, gelatinous cube

Dungeons and Desserts - Oozes Hat

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Sadness is on the Stack Hat

Description: - Does it Resolve? - Yes. Because you're using white borders.

Tags: mana, card game, programming, magic cards, card back

Sadness is on the Stack Hat

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Gay Weapon Horse Hat
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Description: What's not to like? It's a gay horse. With a WEAPON!

Tags: art nouveau, floral, flowers, gay, gay pride

Gay Weapon Horse Hat

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46 and Two Hat
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Description: 4/4 7/8 3/8 9/8 5/8. What about the D Phrygian dominant scale?

Tags: freeworld, rock, band, tool, aenema

46 and Two Hat

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Betty Whitemage Hat
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Description: She's clearly the healer!

Tags: ffvii, final fantasy xiv, final fantasy, ff14, mage

Betty Whitemage Hat

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Boons of the Underworld Hat
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Description: Choose your boons wisely. But remember: there is no escape.

Tags: roguelike, greece, thanatos, zagreus, boons

Boons of the Underworld Hat

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The League Hat
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Description: A contest of champions on a small island.

Tags: league, settlers of catan, tabletop, boardgame

The League Hat

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S.T.A.R.S. Casual Wear Hat
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Description: What Special Tactics and Rescue Services wear when they are feeling casual, and not dealing with too many biohazards

Tags: umbrella, raccoon city, zombie, biohazard

S.T.A.R.S. Casual Wear Hat

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For Food & Glory Hat
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Description: We'll turn you into more of us! Yum yum yum!

Tags: pikmin, dungeons and dragons, wizard

For Food & Glory Hat

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Warrior Within Hat
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Description: Ululate and do a back-flip!

Tags: xena, warrior, princess, 1990s

Warrior Within Hat

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Choose Your Own Lil' Pikmin! Hat
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Description: ALL THE COLOURS

Tags: pikmin, olimar, video games, captain olimar, plant

Choose Your Own Lil' Pikmin! Hat

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F*ck Cancer Hat
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Description: Cancer sucks. This sums up my feelings on the subject.

Tags: cancer

F*ck Cancer Hat

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Handy-Lion Hat
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Description: Everyone needs a helping hand now and then!

Tags: bodyhorror, nightmare, demon, horror, painting

Handy-Lion Hat

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Did you bring your umbrella? Hat

Description: Umbrella is here to keep you safe

Tags: resident evil, zombie

Did you bring your umbrella? Hat

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BOOP Corgi Hat
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Description: Who doesn't want cute little corgi boops on their T-shirt?

Tags: 3d, sketch, boop, corgis, dog

BOOP Corgi Hat

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Bara in Training Hat
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Description: If you don't know what it is, don't google it.

Tags: fitness, gym, workout, gay, bara

Bara in Training Hat

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Good Little White Mage! Hat
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Description: Corgi kisses are the best healing magic!

Tags: white, mage, final, fantasy, magic

Good Little White Mage! Hat

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Bat-Apples Hat
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Description: Get it? Bat Apples? Bad apples? Fruit bats? Okay...

Tags: apple, bat, bad

Bat-Apples Hat

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Dungeons and Dragons Classes Hat

Description: Sport this swanky design to all your table top gatherings! Featuring the iconic DND classes in icon form. Going clockwise, we have the Barbarian, Wizard, Warlock, Sorcerer, Rogue, Ranger, Paladin, Monk, Fighter, Druid, Cleric, and Bard!

Tags: classes, cleric, d20, dm, dnd5e

Dungeons and Dragons Classes Hat

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