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Cute little sushi hiker, climbing mountains with his salmon backpack and his chopstick walking stick, overlooking the river Soy.

That cup of joe sure is a lifeline and a life saver.

That party seems like a blast!

Don't say a word until the coffee kicks in...

Shucks. And it was the only thing on my wish list as well. Hope they'll restock soon.

...provided you play it smart and stay safe, that is...

Getting rid of all that stardust is just a never ending cosmic endeavor - and now we know how black holes really come about!

During the cold and chilly days of winter, nothing beats cuddling up with a nice, warm blanket, a couch and a friend.

Just being neighborly and saying hi. No hidden intentions, no tricks, no agenda. Feel free to shake my outstretched paw!

Lots of foods are fast, but which one is the fastest? The race is on!

High time to get to the bottom of this: who started it and why are they always picking on me?

High time to get to the bottom of this: who started it and why are they always picking on me?

After a busy week of terrorizing the neighborhood, this T-rex can finally become a T-relax. Great for lovers of dinosaurs and pensioners.

Love is love is all colors of the rainbow is love. Perfect for pride or for showing people kindness, diversity and acceptance is the way to go.

Wake up and smell the caffeine. Time to get moving, you lazy buns! Perfect design for coffee lovers and people trying to get in shape.

What better children's book for a cute, little chick to relax with than 'how to stop be a chicken'? Growing up is just so overrated.

Just use this magic potion and you will never again baldy go where no hairy man has gone before. True and tested! Photos don't lie!

Have a sip of royaltea and connect with your inner king, queen or princess. Comes in the flavours La-di-da, Entitlement and Ho-hum. You rule!

He just never drops the ball!

That blasted 'Which came first, the chicken or the egg' question has been causing existential crises since time immemorial...

Just when you're throwing this nice, little, understated spring party these overdressed snobs turn up...

After all, they're a sour bunch - and then they write these acid-filled stories...

No need to worry. At all.

Honestly!

Peace on earth - and in space! Just zip back to the days of Woodstock and give peas a chance!

Peace on earth - and in space! Just zip back to the days of Woodstock and give peas a chance!

O Christmas brie, o Christmas brie, how lovely are thy stenches!

The best part of Christmas dinner is dessert under the Christmas brie.

The day after the night before: haunt, wash, dry, repeat.

Prepping his Halloween best for the big night!

This little spider is doing his utmost best to impress you with his scariness. Is it working?

Boos come in all shapes and forms.

The downside to being a ghost...

By virtue of the power vested in me, I now pronounce you boo and boo for as long as yea both shall remain dead.

What better way to spend Halloween than this? Just grab your boo and take them to your fave haunt.

Urbex photograph taken at Beelitz Heilstätten, a former sanatorium with a haunted vibe in the east of Germany.