shackledlettuce

Description: Don't be sour, dear leader. They're just doing their job.

Description: ....obviously, since it's just a tie. A very long, very red tie. Some may even say it's the longest and reddest tie in the history over the world. Like ever.

Description: If war and occupation aren't your cup of tea, perhaps this flavor is.

Description: Everybody loves a good ghost story - even ghosts!

Description: Cute little sushi hiker, climbing mountains with his salmon backpack and his chopstick walking stick, overlooking the river Soy.

Description: That cup of joe sure is a lifeline and a life saver.

Description: That party seems like a blast!

Description: Don't say a word until the coffee kicks in...

Description: Shucks. And it was the only thing on my wish list as well. Hope they'll restock soon.

Description: ...provided you play it smart and stay safe, that is...

Description: Getting rid of all that stardust is just a never ending cosmic endeavor - and now we know how black holes really come about!

Description: During the cold and chilly days of winter, nothing beats cuddling up with a nice, warm blanket, a couch and a friend.

Description: Just being neighborly and saying hi. No hidden intentions, no tricks, no agenda. Feel free to shake my outstretched paw!

Description: Lots of foods are fast, but which one is the fastest? The race is on!

Description: High time to get to the bottom of this: who started it and why are they always picking on me?

Description: High time to get to the bottom of this: who started it and why are they always picking on me?

Description: After a busy week of terrorizing the neighborhood, this T-rex can finally become a T-relax. Great for lovers of dinosaurs and pensioners.

Description: Perfect, proud T-shirt for wearing at gay pride - or on any occasion, really, lgbtqia or other.

Description: Love is love is all colors of the rainbow is love. Perfect for pride or for showing people kindness, diversity and acceptance is the way to go.

Description: Wake up and smell the caffeine. Time to get moving, you lazy buns! Perfect design for coffee lovers and people trying to get in shape.

Description: What better children's book for a cute, little chick to relax with than 'how to stop be a chicken'? Growing up is just so overrated.

Description: Just use this magic potion and you will never again baldy go where no hairy man has gone before. True and tested! Photos don't lie!

Description: Have a sip of royaltea and connect with your inner king, queen or princess. Comes in the flavours La-di-da, Entitlement and Ho-hum. You rule!

Description: He just never drops the ball!

Description: That blasted 'Which came first, the chicken or the egg' question has been causing existential crises since time immemorial...

Description: Just when you're throwing this nice, little, understated spring party these overdressed snobs turn up...

Description: After all, they're a sour bunch - and then they write these acid-filled stories...

Description: No need to worry. At all.

Description: Honestly!

Description: Peace on earth - and in space! Just zip back to the days of Woodstock and give peas a chance!

Description: Peace on earth - and in space! Just zip back to the days of Woodstock and give peas a chance!

Description: O Christmas brie, o Christmas brie, how lovely are thy stenches!

Description: The best part of Christmas dinner is dessert under the Christmas brie.

Description: The day after the night before: haunt, wash, dry, repeat.

Description: Prepping his Halloween best for the big night!

Description: This little spider is doing his utmost best to impress you with his scariness. Is it working?