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Designs for hashers and progressives. No generative AI used, ever.

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Eat the rich, Rend! Card

Description: Sir Rendolgor, beloved meatball and comrade, made this phrase literal in Dungeon Crawler Carl book 8, “Parade of Horribles.” Yum!

Tags: anticapitalist, eat the rich, leftist, litrpg, rend

Eat the rich, Rend! Card

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Your Planet-Killing Flyer Is Fugly Card
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Description: Generative AI is devastating to the environment, and your AI flyer is butt-ugly anyway.

Tags: artificial intelligence, fuck ai, human artist, no ai

Your Planet-Killing Flyer Is Fugly Card

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Trans H3 Card

Description: “Yeah I’m trans — trans-porting this beer to my mouth!” Featuring the transgender symbol hybridized with the true-trail arrow, this one’s for my trans homies. RU? On-on! 🏳️‍⚧️

Tags: beer, h3, hash, hashing, hhh

Trans H3 Card

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Support Creatives Not Clankers Card
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Description: “Support creatives, not clankers.” Show your disdain for the water-guzzling, energy-intensive, plagiarism machine.

Tags: classic cartoon, fuck ai, hand drawn, human artist, no ai

Support Creatives Not Clankers Card

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AI Is Trashy Card
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Description: “AI is trashy.” Show your disdain for the water-guzzling, energy-intensive, plagiarism machine.

Tags: against ai, fuck ai, human artist, no ai, no clankers

AI Is Trashy Card

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Hashers Not (AI) Trashers Card

Description: Is your kennel anti-AI and pro-artist? Do you wish it was? Show your fellow halfminds that you don’t support the energy-intensive, water-guzzling plagiarism machine.

Tags: anti ai, classic cartoon, fuck ai, h3, hashing

Hashers Not (AI) Trashers Card

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Wankers Not Clankers Card

Description: Is your kennel anti-AI and pro-artist? Do you wish it was? Show your fellow halfminds that you support creative hashers, not the energy-guzzling plagiarism machine.

Tags: anti ai, fuck ai, hashing, hhh, no ai

Wankers Not Clankers Card

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Ice In My Whiskey, Not In My Streets! Card
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Description: “Ice in my whiskey, not in my streets!” I like my whiskey on the rocks, not my democracy. Fuck ICE.

Tags: abolish ice, alcohol, anti fascist, anti ice, antifascist
Anti ICE, Pro Vodka Card
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Description: “The only ICE I support is a vodka mixed drink.” F*ck ICE.

Tags: abolish ice, alcohol, anti fascist, antifascist, chinga la migra

Anti ICE, Pro Vodka Card

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Trans Bones (Circular Variant) Card
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Description: “When they dig up my bones, I’ll still be trans.” Nothing anyone says about my body now or in 1,000 years will change the fact that I am trans and have lived the life of a trans man. No laws, no ignorance, no bigotry can take that from me. I made this variant for smaller designs, but it looks great on clothing too.

Tags: goth, gothic, lgbtq, pride, punk

Trans Bones (Circular Variant) Card

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Trans Bones Card
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Description: “When they dig up my bones, I’ll still be trans.” Nothing anyone says about my body now or in 1,000 years will change the fact that I am trans and have lived the life of a trans man. No laws, no ignorance, no bigotry can take that from me.

Tags: bones, goth, gothic, lgbtq, lgbtqia

Trans Bones Card

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Beer Not Bigotry Card
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Description: “Beer not bigotry” written in semi-traditional tattoo style, because a cold one is always better when the bigots know they’re not welcome.

Tags: ally, drinking, h3, hash house harriers, hhh

Beer Not Bigotry Card

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Hash Not Fash Card

Description: “Hash not fash” because hashing and fascism are incompatible at every level.

Tags: anti fascist, anti trump, h3, hhh, leftist

Hash Not Fash Card

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F You I’m Trans Card
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Description: Rage Against the Machine’s classic lyrics, “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me,” in trans colors and hand lettered in West Coast tattoo style.

Tags: lgbtq, pride, protest, punk, punk rock

F You I’m Trans Card

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Rights from Riots Card
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Description: “You only gave us rights because we gave you riots.” No marginalized group has ever been gifted rights by their oppressors. The first Pride event was a riot; remember our roots!

Tags: gay, lgbt, lgbtq, queer, rainbow

Rights from Riots Card

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Follow Your True Trail | Genderqueer Card

Description: Stay true to yourself and follow your true trail! This shirt features the H3 true trail arrow against the genderqueer flag.

Tags: ally, gender queer, genderqueer, genderqueer pride, h3

Follow Your True Trail | Genderqueer Card

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Follow Your True Trail | Ace Card

Description: Stay true to yourself and follow your true trail! This shirt features the H3 true trail arrow against the asexual flag.

Tags: ace, ace pride, ally, asexual, h3

Follow Your True Trail | Ace Card

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Follow Your True Trail | Pan Card

Description: Stay true to yourself and follow your true trail! This shirt features the H3 true trail arrow against the pansexual flag.

Tags: bisexual, bisexual pride, h3, hhh, lgbt

Follow Your True Trail | Pan Card

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Follow Your True Trail | Bi Card

Description: Stay true to yourself and follow your true trail! This shirt features the H3 true trail arrow against the bisexual flag.

Tags: bisexual, bisexual pride, h3, hhh, lgbt

Follow Your True Trail | Bi Card

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Follow Your True Trail | Lesbian Card

Description: Stay true to yourself and follow your true trail! This shirt features the H3 true trail arrow against the lesbian flag.

Tags: gay, h3, hhh, lesbian, lesbian pride

Follow Your True Trail | Lesbian Card

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Follow Your True Trail | Progress Pride Card

Description: Stay true to yourself and follow your true trail! This shirt features the H3 true trail arrow against the Progress pride flag.

Tags: ally, gay, h3, hhh, lgbt
Follow Your True Trail | Transgender Card

Description: Stay true to yourself and follow your true trail! This shirt features the H3 true trail arrow against the transgender flag.

Tags: h3, hhh, pride, pride month, ru

Follow Your True Trail | Transgender Card

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Follow Your True Trail | Nonbinary Card

Description: Stay true to yourself and follow your true trail! This shirt features the H3 true trail arrow against the nonbinary flag.

Tags: h3, hhh, nonbinary, pride, pride month

Follow Your True Trail | Nonbinary Card

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Follow Your True Trail | Rainbow Card

Description: Stay true to yourself and follow your true trail! This shirt features the H3 true trail arrow against the original 1978 rainbow pride flag designed by Gilbert Baker.

Tags: gay, gay pride, h3, hhh, lgbt

Follow Your True Trail | Rainbow Card

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Living My Diabolical Lie Card
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Description: A certain kicker for a certain American football team made certain comments recently about women and the “diabolical lies” they are supposedly told about finding happiness. Here’s to all the women and femmes who live their best lives despite neanderthals like him.

Tags: demon, equality, evil, feminism, feminist gift

Living My Diabolical Lie Card

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Run for Beer Card

Description: Y'all wankers are great and all but I'm just here to run for beer!

Tags: beer, h3, hhh, ru, running

Run for Beer Card

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Queer Beer Card
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Description: I'm here, I'm queer, and I really need a beer! Pride is great and all, but sometimes we're tired and we just want a beer. Cheers!

Tags: beer, beer lover gift, beer sayings, drinking, funny

Queer Beer Card

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Banana Legs Card

Description: Are those legs in your banana or are you just happy to see me? Legs are covered in H3 trail marks and surrounded by hops.

Tags: banana, beer, h3, hhh, hops

Banana Legs Card

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On-On Rabbit Card

Description: Hares and hops, what could be better?

Tags: h3, hare, hhh, hops, rabbit

On-On Rabbit Card

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Otter Down-Down Card

Description: Drink it down down down down down! What’s better than a down-down? An otter down-down!

Tags: alcohol, beer, booze, cute animal, cute otter

Otter Down-Down Card

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Beer Near Card

Description: Cheers to the best mark on the trail, beer near!

Tags: beer, beer sayings, booze, cheers, drinking

Beer Near Card

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Huge in Japan: Boob Check! Card

Description: Boob check! Let everyone know you’re huge in Japan — or at least your chest is. The kanji reads “big boobs.”

Tags: funny, h3, hhh, humor, humour

Huge in Japan: Boob Check! Card

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Huge in Japan: Package Check! Card

Description: Package check! Let everyone know you’re huge in Japan — or at least your package is. The kanji reads “big dick.”

Tags: funny, h3, hhh, humor, japan

Huge in Japan: Package Check! Card

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My Body, My Choice — Trans & Nonbinary Card
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Description: My body, my choice. People tend to forget trans men and nonbinary people when discussing reproductive rights, but bodily autonomy is for everyone. This design includes the nonbinary and trans flags, as well as wild roses to symbolize women.

Tags: bodily autonomy, feminism, lgbt, lgbtq, nonbinary
Trans Enough Card
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Description: No cis person has ever worried they weren’t trans enough. Kick that imposter syndrome to the curb, fam.

Tags: lgbt, lgbtq, queer, trans, trans pride

Trans Enough Card

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Trans Like in Vibes Card
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Description: Trans like in vibes, man. Groovy.

Tags: 60s, groovy, lgbt, lgbtq, queer

Trans Like in Vibes Card

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