ShiftyPumpkin

Description: Oil painting of dark, jagged mountains amongst a cloudy, stormy sky. The clouds are sweeping across the largest mountain in the center of the painting. A break in the clouds from the upper-left casts a semi-golden light down on the landscape. Pine trees and a shallow pond sit in the foreground.

Description: I'm like a museum: Quiet, Fragile and Under-Funded

Description: Oil painting of a forest, in hues of yellow, orange, red and brown. Bright light shines down through the trees and settles into a low-lying grove with an old log. A tree with red leaves and dark branches sits in the foreground.

Description: Oil painting of a nebula in red and orange, above a dark forest in shades of purple, blue and black. A cozy campfire brightly lights a clearing next to an old log, and reflects on the surrounding trees. A rushing stream cuts through the forest.

Description: Oil painting of a night sky filled with a blue nebula. Sharp mountains and trees line the background, while a lake in the foreground reflects some of the blue light from above.

Description: oil painting of a graveyard in autumn among a hilly landscape. The sky has yellows, reds, oranges and purples of sunset. A pumpkin sits against a large, bare tree, with gravestones dotting the landscape and into the distance. Grey fog creeps along parts of the ground.

Description: painting of a firelit sky with the caption “So, that's how it's going to be, is it?!”. Part of the series “Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin”

Description: “Amethyst Woods”, an 18”x24” oil painting of a dense forest path lined with bluish trees, filled with purple leaves. The forest floor is carpeted in hues of greens, yellows and purples. Strong sunlight streaks through the middle of the path.

Description: “Sunset Falls”, an 18”x24” oil painting of a sunset over a waterfall, with a stream cutting through a sunlit forest and heavy shadows.

Description: Just Say No to "AI", especially of the artbarf variety

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "Mental Illness Is My Passion"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "You Ain't Gotta"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "Dump him for the forest"

Description: A brief consultation with Armor Tech Support on the intricacies of user interfaces

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "All the world's a stage, and I'm looking for the exit"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "When regular depression isn't enough, Try Smouldering Depression!"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "Look upon my work, ye mighty, and you shall see that it is barren!"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "Responsibility is my dump stat"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "Make the wasteland a waste-home"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "Make like a forest and sit"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "Friends are like ferrets, Hey, no! Bad!"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "If you know, so do they"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "This is Dracula. Your move."

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "If it be like it do, could you not?"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "If the rizz drizzles, you must whip it"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "You never know when you aren't already there"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "Cats won't make biscuits with that kind of attitude"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "Grandpa was slow, but he was phasing across dimensions"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "Reach for the stars. Even if you miss, Oohh big stretch!"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "Wittiness is a virtue best spent lessly"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "When you make friends with disappointment, bring a shovel"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "Lead a man to fire, fish for a week, see if I don’t!"

Description: Image of an 8”x10” oil painting by ShiftyPumpkin. A light blue forest in the background gives way to a lush green forest and opening stream in the foreground.

Description: Image of an oil painting on 18"x24" canvas, the first completed painting done by ShiftyPumpkin. A purple sky looms over mountains and forests, with large trees and a pond in the foreground.

Description: Image of an 8”x10” oil painting by ShiftyPumpkin, of autumn high up in the mountains.

Description: Image of an oil painting on 18"x24" canvas by ShiftyPumpkin. An open sky, mountains in the distance, pine trees and a steady river, set in the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia.