ShiftyPumpkin

Description: “Bay Waves”, an 18”x24” oil painting of a bright, open seascape. A large wave crashes onto the shore, as cliffs and clouds sit in the background.

Description: “Misty Woods”, an 18”x24” oil painting of a dark, closed-in forest with breaks of sunlight and fog. Streaks of light shine through the dense canopy as a small, hidden feline watches the surroundings from a safe enclosure.

Description: “Autumn Stream”, an 18”x24” oil painting of a forest in autumn. A dramatic sunset and gathering clouds fill the sky, with rolling hills of colorful trees. A slightly rushing stream cuts through the clearing towards the viewer.

Description: “Spring Highlands”, an 18”x24” oil painting of green hills and a stony mountain range. Rocks and trees dot the landscape.

Description: “Continental Drift”, an 18”x24” oil painting of a volcanic wasteland, sitting in between snowy mountains and a sprawling forestland.

Description: “Night Wave”, an 18”x24” oil painting of a sea at night. A large wave crashes into tall rocks along the sandy brown shore, as the moon trickles shafts of light below the clouds.

Description: Oil painting of mountain stream in early fall/October, on 18-inch by 24-inch canvas. Blue sky with clouds, snow-capped mountain, pine and deciduous trees in various stages of fall colors, a rushing stream with many large rocks, and a prominent birch tree with leaves of orange and red.

Description: Oil painting of a mountain valley. A river runs through the pass of craggy cliffs and slopes, dotted with groups of pine trees. A rising or setting sun tries to peak through a mass of clouds gathered over distant peaks.

Description: “Haunted Swamp”, an oil painting of a swamp in several colors of green, grey, black, blue and purple. Glowing mushrooms and hanging moss dot the landscape.

Description: Caution: Tripping Hazard (stretching cat)

Description: Oil painting of dark, jagged mountains amongst a cloudy, stormy sky. The clouds are sweeping across the largest mountain in the center of the painting. A break in the clouds from the upper-left casts a semi-golden light down on the landscape. Pine trees and a shallow pond sit in the foreground.

Description: I'm like a museum: Quiet, Fragile and Under-Funded

Description: Oil painting of a forest, in hues of yellow, orange, red and brown. Bright light shines down through the trees and settles into a low-lying grove with an old log. A tree with red leaves and dark branches sits in the foreground.

Description: Oil painting of a night sky filled with a blue nebula. Sharp mountains and trees line the background, while a lake in the foreground reflects some of the blue light from above.

Description: oil painting of a graveyard in autumn among a hilly landscape. The sky has yellows, reds, oranges and purples of sunset. A pumpkin sits against a large, bare tree, with gravestones dotting the landscape and into the distance. Grey fog creeps along parts of the ground.

Description: painting of a firelit sky with the caption “So, that's how it's going to be, is it?!”. Part of the series “Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin”

Description: “Amethyst Woods”, an 18”x24” oil painting of a dense forest path lined with bluish trees, filled with purple leaves. The forest floor is carpeted in hues of greens, yellows and purples. Strong sunlight streaks through the middle of the path.

Description: “Sunset Falls”, an 18”x24” oil painting of a sunset over a waterfall, with a stream cutting through a sunlit forest and heavy shadows.

Description: Just Say No to "AI", especially of the artbarf variety

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "Mental Illness Is My Passion"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "You Ain't Gotta"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "Dump him for the forest"

Description: A brief consultation with Armor Tech Support on the intricacies of user interfaces

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "All the world's a stage, and I'm looking for the exit"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "When regular depression isn't enough, Try Smouldering Depression!"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "Look upon my work, ye mighty, and you shall see that it is barren!"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "Responsibility is my dump stat"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "Make the wasteland a waste-home"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "Make like a forest and sit"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "Friends are like ferrets, Hey, no! Bad!"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "If you know, so do they"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "This is Dracula. Your move."

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "If it be like it do, could you not?"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "If the rizz drizzles, you must whip it"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "You never know when you aren't already there"

Description: Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "Cats won't make biscuits with that kind of attitude"