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Steve Merryman lives a reclusive life in the PNW. He avoids social media and is occasionally without pants.
Just west of Idaho, USA

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Big Colorful Dogs Shorts
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Description: Big dogs have their own way of saying "Hi!"

Tags: bright colors, colorful, colors, dog, dog lover
Society of Flat Earth Astronomers Shorts
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Description: At last! An organization dedicated to all the many flat earth astronomers!

Tags: astronomy, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, flat earth, flat earth society
I Am In Great Shape (When Adjusted for Inflation) Shorts
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Description: This distressed-font shirt proclaims proudly what every economist knows: The current shape is always adjusted for inflation. You can do the same! This design looks great on any color background, but black is more slimming. Just sayin'.

Tags: bodybuilding, diet, economics, economy, exercise
First Rule of Pickleball Club Shorts
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Description: The perfect shirt for someone who just won't shut up about their love of pickleball. This design works best on a dark background.

Tags: dark, dink, exercise, fitness, funny
In Dog We Trust Shorts
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Description: Always trust the dog!

Tags: best friend, canine, dog lover, footprint, hand drawn
I Love Carbon Dioxide Shorts
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Description: Carbon Dioxide is plant food!

Tags: atmosphere, carbon dioxide, climate change, co2, denier
Authentic XY Shorts
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Description: For real men. Includes the Latin phrase "Act Manly"

Tags: biology, culture, dna, gender, man
I Can't Be Trusted Around Cheeseburgers Shorts
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Description: For your gastronomic temptation fixation

Tags: barbecue, cheeseburgers, dine, eating, fast food
Our Daily Cheeseburger Shorts
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Description: For those seeking fulfillment deep inside, a good cheeseburger is a religious experience

Tags: barbecue, bbq, burgers, christian, dine
I Can't Stop Thinking About Cheeseburgers Shorts
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Description: For your gastronomic obsessive disorder.

Tags: barbecue, bbq, burgers, cheeseburgers, dine
Big Dogs: Keepin' Watch, Sniffin' Crotch Shorts
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Description: Big dogs have no shame, but we can't help loving them.

Tags: animal, big dogs, crotch, crude, dog
Stay Cool, McDrool! Shorts
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Description: A loose bright colored, graphic-style illustration of a drooling Mastiff keeping his cool.

Tags: abstract, big dog, br, colorful, colour
Team Berner Shorts
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Description: Do you love Bernese Mountain Dogs? You're not alone! Join the team!

Tags: berner, bernese, bernese mountain dog, breed, bright
Bernese Mtn. Dog Pop Art Shorts
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Description: This bright cheerful artwork will make the dog lover in your life smile.

Tags: berner, bernese, bernese mountain dog, breed, bright
A Sharp Eye For Detail! Shorts
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Description: A pun-tastic design for every de-TAIL oriented adult or kid.

Tags: cartoon, chasing, chasing tail, colorful, cute
Politicians and Coffee Shorts
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Description: A perfect design for the silly season. This design works best on a dark background.

Tags: caffeine, coffee, coffee drinks, cup of coffee, democrat
Art Fart - Dark Shorts
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Description: For the art fart in your life. This design looks best on a dark background.

Tags: artist, artistic, colorful, creative, drawing
Green Fiend Ale Shorts
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Description: An ale that, if it doesn't exist, should.

Tags: alcohol, beer, bones, demon, devil
Enjoy A Bug Mac with Flies! Shorts
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Description: Are bugs the future of food? Let's hope not. With any luck, this funny parody design will never come true.

Tags: bigmac, bugs, burger, dystop, eat
Truth is the new Hate Speech - Dark Shorts
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Description: "In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell

Tags: 1a, censorship, dystopian, first amendment, government
Abolish the FBI Shorts
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Description: A message for those who think it's time to make a stand for freedom and liberty,

Tags: america, fbi, government, left, liberty
I've Got Pickle Balls! Shorts
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Description: Celebrate your peculiar pickle ball obsession with this stylish shirt. It's a real conversation starter! This design looks best on dark shirts.

Tags: balls, circle, fitness, fun, funny pickleball
Team Woodchipper Shorts
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Description: Some scenes in movies really stay with you. This admittedly disturbing design, though not for everyone, will certainly make sense to fans of a certain movie.

Tags: coen brothers, disturbing, fargo, fargo north dakota, feet
This is why I don't drink golf while I beer dark Shorts
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Description: Good advice for golfers. And drinkers too. This design works best on a dark shirt.

Tags: alcohol, ball, beer, drink, drinking
Font City - My Type of Place dark Shorts
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Description: Express your fondness for typographic art with this design promoting a fictional city of fonts. It's definitely your type! This design looks best on a black shirt.

Tags: abstract, colorful, dark, font, geometric
Cool Story - Needs More Dragons Shorts
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Description: A good reminder that all the best stories have dragons. Looks best on a black shirt.

Tags: dragons, dungeons and dragons, fantasy, fire, fonts
Pickleball Worldwide Shorts
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Description: If there is one design that crystalizes the hopes and dreams of pickleballers everywhere, this just might be that design. This design should look good on any color.

Tags: ball, competition, fitness, funny pickleball, gym
Font City - It's full of characters Shorts
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Description: The perfect shirt for a font lover and tourist. Designed to look great on a black shirt, this design features striking colors and an architectural sensibility.

Tags: cityscape, colorful, font, graphic, letters
Pickleballers Don't Do It In The Kitchen Shorts
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Description: If you want to be in the kitchen, make a sandwich, but if you want to play pickleball, you gotta stay out of the kitchen. This design is suitable for lighter shirts.

Tags: ball, competition, dink, exercise, fitness
Insensitivity Training (PASSED) Dark Shorts
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Description: Tired of endless sensitivity training sessions? Let your Anti-Woke flag fly with this shirt. Design works best on a dark shirt.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, corporation, funny, hr
Cat on a Flat Earth Shorts
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Description: If the Earth truly is flat, we'd have a problem of CAT-astrophic proportions.

Tags: cat, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, earth, flat earth society
Team ORWELL Light Shorts
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Description: We're way past 1984 now. Be a team player in the current dystopian nightmare. The design is ambivalent enough that either side will think you agree with them and will (hopefully) leave you alone. This design works well on most lighter shirts. Winston Smith would like this if not for the boot smashing his face forever.

Tags: communism, communist, covid, dict, dystopia
Team ORWELL Dark Shorts
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Description: We're way past 1984 now. Be a team player in the current dystopian nightmare. The design is ambivalent enough that either side will think you agree with them and will (hopefully) leave you alone. This design works well on dark shirts. Winston Smith would like this if not for the boot smashing his face forever.

Tags: communism, communist, covid, dystopia, george
Poogle (Find Shit) Shorts
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Description: An alternative search engine which is more scatological in nature. Design looks great on dark shirts.

Tags: funny, geeks, geeky, google, humor

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