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Steve Merryman lives a reclusive life in the PNW. He avoids social media and is occasionally without pants.
Just west of Idaho, USA

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Big Colorful Dogs Socks
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Description: Big dogs have their own way of saying "Hi!"

Tags: bright colors, colorful, colors, dog, dog lover

Big Colorful Dogs Socks

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A Face Hugger Socks
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Description: Perhaps it's just an alien in need of a hug?

Tags: alien, aliens, ink, inked, nostromo

A Face Hugger Socks

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Laughing Skull Dark Socks
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Description: Everyone does skull shirt designs. This is mine. It looks best on a black shirt.

Tags: blood, bones, death, funny, halloween

Laughing Skull Dark Socks

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Society of Flat Earth Astronomers Socks
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Description: At last! An organization dedicated to all the many flat earth astronomers!

Tags: astronomy, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, flat earth, flat earth society
Make Cheeseburgers Not War Socks
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Description: Make a stand for something we can all agree on.

Tags: barbecue, bbq, burgers, cheeseburgers, dine

Make Cheeseburgers Not War Socks

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Everything I Own Is Covered In Dog Hair - light Socks
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Description: For dog lovers everywhere. Looks great on a light background.

Tags: dog, dog lover, earthtone, funny, hair
I Am In Great Shape (When Adjusted for Inflation) Socks
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Description: This distressed-font shirt proclaims proudly what every economist knows: The current shape is always adjusted for inflation. You can do the same! This design looks great on any color background, but black is more slimming. Just sayin'.

Tags: bodybuilding, diet, economics, economy, exercise
Why I Lose at PickleBall Light Socks
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Description: It's not about making excuses it's just that… well… yeah, it's about making excuses.

Tags: ball, exercise, fitness, fun, gym
First Rule of Pickleball Club Socks
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Description: The perfect shirt for someone who just won't shut up about their love of pickleball. This design works best on a dark background.

Tags: dark, dink, exercise, fitness, funny

First Rule of Pickleball Club Socks

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In Dog We Trust Socks
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Description: Always trust the dog!

Tags: best friend, canine, dog lover, footprint, hand drawn

In Dog We Trust Socks

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I Love Carbon Dioxide Socks
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Description: Carbon Dioxide is plant food!

Tags: atmosphere, carbon dioxide, climate change, co2, denier

I Love Carbon Dioxide Socks

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Authentic XY Socks
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Description: For real men. Includes the Latin phrase "Act Manly"

Tags: biology, culture, dna, gender, man

Authentic XY Socks

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I Can't Be Trusted Around Cheeseburgers Socks
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Description: For your gastronomic temptation fixation

Tags: barbecue, cheeseburgers, dine, eating, fast food
Our Daily Cheeseburger Socks
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Description: For those seeking fulfillment deep inside, a good cheeseburger is a religious experience

Tags: barbecue, bbq, burgers, christian, dine

Our Daily Cheeseburger Socks

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I Can't Stop Thinking About Cheeseburgers Socks
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Description: For your gastronomic obsessive disorder.

Tags: barbecue, bbq, burgers, cheeseburgers, dine
Everything I Own Is Covered In Dog Hair Socks
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Description: For dog lovers everywhere. Looks great on a dark background.

Tags: dog, dog lover, earthtone, funny, hair
Big Dogs: Keepin' Watch, Sniffin' Crotch Socks
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Description: Big dogs have no shame, but we can't help loving them.

Tags: animal, big dogs, crotch, crude, dog
Stay Cool, McDrool! Socks
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Description: A loose bright colored, graphic-style illustration of a drooling Mastiff keeping his cool.

Tags: abstract, big dog, br, colorful, colour

Stay Cool, McDrool! Socks

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Team Berner Socks
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Description: Do you love Bernese Mountain Dogs? You're not alone! Join the team!

Tags: berner, bernese, bernese mountain dog, breed, bright

Team Berner Socks

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Bernese Mtn. Dog Pop Art Socks
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Description: This bright cheerful artwork will make the dog lover in your life smile.

Tags: berner, bernese, bernese mountain dog, breed, bright

Bernese Mtn. Dog Pop Art Socks

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A Sharp Eye For Detail! Socks
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Description: A pun-tastic design for every de-TAIL oriented adult or kid.

Tags: cartoon, chasing, chasing tail, colorful, cute

A Sharp Eye For Detail! Socks

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Politicians and Coffee Socks
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Description: A perfect design for the silly season. This design works best on a dark background.

Tags: caffeine, coffee, coffee drinks, cup of coffee, democrat

Politicians and Coffee Socks

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Art Fart - Dark Socks
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Description: For the art fart in your life. This design looks best on a dark background.

Tags: artist, artistic, colorful, creative, drawing

Art Fart - Dark Socks

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Green Fiend Ale Socks
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Description: An ale that, if it doesn't exist, should.

Tags: alcohol, beer, bones, demon, devil

Green Fiend Ale Socks

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You Had Me at "Berner" Socks

Description: The perfect design for mountain dog lovers

Tags: berner, bernese, cartoon, cute, dog

You Had Me at "Berner" Socks

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Enjoy A Bug Mac with Flies! Socks
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Description: Are bugs the future of food? Let's hope not. With any luck, this funny parody design will never come true.

Tags: bigmac, bugs, burger, dystop, eat

Enjoy A Bug Mac with Flies! Socks

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Truth is the new Hate Speech - Bright Socks
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Description: "In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell

Tags: 1a, bright s, censored, censorship, dystopian
Truth is the new Hate Speech - Light Socks
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Description: "In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell

Tags: 1a, censored, censorship, dystopia, dystopian
Truth is the new Hate Speech - Dark Socks
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Description: "In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell

Tags: 1a, censorship, dystopian, first amendment, government
Abolish the FBI Socks
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Description: A message for those who think it's time to make a stand for freedom and liberty,

Tags: america, fbi, government, left, liberty

Abolish the FBI Socks

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Laughing Skull Socks
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Description: Wondering just what this design means? I try not to think about it too much. I just make the art.

Tags: blood, bones, death, funny, halloween

Laughing Skull Socks

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I've Got Pickle Balls! Socks
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Description: Celebrate your peculiar pickle ball obsession with this stylish shirt. It's a real conversation starter! This design looks best on dark shirts.

Tags: balls, circle, fitness, fun, funny pickleball

I've Got Pickle Balls! Socks

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This is why I don't drink golf while I beer (light) Socks
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Description: Good advice for golfers. And drinkers too. This design works best on a light shirt.

Tags: ball, beer, drinking, drunk, funny
Team Woodchipper Socks
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Description: Some scenes in movies really stay with you. This admittedly disturbing design, though not for everyone, will certainly make sense to fans of a certain movie.

Tags: coen brothers, disturbing, fargo, fargo north dakota, feet

Team Woodchipper Socks

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Font City - My Type of Place light Socks
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Description: Express your fondness for typographic art with this design promoting a fictional city of fonts. It's definitely your type! This design looks best on a white shirt.

Tags: abstract, colorful, font, geometric, graphic
fleecebook - All your info is ours now. Socks
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Description: There's a certain monolithic social media empire that presents a benign face, but in reality exists to exploit personal information. Let the world know what you think of it. This design works best on a light-colored, non-blue shirt.

Tags: disapproval, disapprove, facebook, parody, privacy

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