SimonL

Description: My heart belongs to a nurse practitioner

Description: Dialysis Technician brought to you by coffee

Description: My kids are needy but I love them

Description: Never underestimate an old man with drums

Description: No soy solo el tio soy el padrino

Description: In training please give us space

Description: More fun than two 20 year olds

Description: I love it when she bends over

Description: If you can read this please put me back in my camp chair

Description: Life is a garden dig it

Description: I'm just here to pay for everything

Description: Donate blood donate life

Description: Family vacation 2021 ready or not pigeon forge here we come

Description: Don't worry I'm vaccinated

Description: Don't piss off old people the older we get the less life in prison is a deterrent

Description: Bonus Dads with beards are better

Description: Diving dad just like a normal dad except much cooler

Description: I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color

Description: I'm a doctor but not the kind that helps people

Description: If you see me talking to myself I'm just getting expert advice

Description: I survived my husband's masters degree

Description: I work in acres not in hours

Description: I wonder if bread thinks about me too

Description: I'd love to but my cat said no

Description: If loving the lord is wrong I don't wanna be right

Description: I may be retired but I'm always a teacher

Description: I gambled on a fart and lost

Description: I still run better than the government

Description: I graduated? Can I go back to gaming

Description: I love the smell of jet fuel in the morning

Description: I may not go down in history but I'll go down on your little sister

Description: I donut know what I would do without you

Description: I don't sweat I glisten

Description: Beaches Booze and Besties

Description: All I care about is badminton and maybe like 3 people

Description: Am I perfect? No. But am I trying to become a better person? Also no