SimonL

Description: Sorry I have plans with my cat

Description: Was taught to think before I act so if i punch you rest assured i've thought about it and am confident in my decision

Description: lettuce romaine calm and carrot on

Description: Shit show supervisor

Description: We don't hide the crazy we parade it down the street

Description: Looks like I may accidentally get drunk on purpose today

Description: my dog thinks I'm cool

Description: Let's glow crazy

Description: my aunt loves me

Description: I'm just here for the half time show

Description: i'm not procrastinating i'm doing side quests

Description: In order to insult me I must first value your opinion nice try though

Description: if mom says no my aunt will say yes

Description: i'm not clumsy it's just the floor hates me

Description: I'm here because you broke something

Description: I put the dirty in 30

Description: I still play with blocks

Description: I may look calm but in my head I've pecked you three times

Description: if I say something inappropriate I learned it from my aunt

Description: Admit it life would be boring without me

Description: Humble

Description: I love my hot girlfriend so please stay away from me

Description: I do all my own stunts

Description: A Penny For Your Thoughts Seems A Little Pricey

Description: Grease the Poles

Description: My drinking team has a tennis problem

Description: Life is better on a paddle board

Description: I don't need to get a life I'm a gamer I have lots of lives

Description: I'm not just the daughter I'm the daughter in law

Description: I survived a stroke and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

Description: Crabbing Crew

Description: Eat Sleep Swim Bike Run Repeat

Description: if I collapse can someone pause my strava

Description: I only drink on days that end in Y

Description: My big brother has paws

Description: My other shirt is also covered in dog hair