SimonL

Description: honey moonin

Description: Everyday is saturday when you're retired

Description: Hit me with your best squat

Description: Everything is better with dog hair in it

Description: Campfire Drinking Team

Description: Happy as long as I'm not hungry

Description: Grandkids make life grand

Description: Home is where you put your flamingos

Description: Good night you've done enough for today

Description: Fencing other sports are pointless

Description: Best Jimbo Ever.

Description: Someone who likes the idea of being fit but also really like food

Description: Because Teachers Can't Live on Apples Alone

Description: Finally Legal To do all the shirt I've been doing for years

Description: Catcher because pitchers need heroes too

Description: Every dog is my best friend

Description: So long kindergarten it's been fun look out first grade here I come

Description: You can't scare me I have four sisters

Description: Straight Outta Fifth Grade Class of 2021

Description: You don't have to shovel sunshine

Description: Never Mess With a Surveyor we know places where no one will find you

Description: Principal Off Duty

Description: Sorry I can't I'm an indoor cat

Description: My husband is 40 and he still got it

Description: Melanated CEO

Description: Beer and Kickball

Description: I like my vodka straight but my friends can go either way

Description: danger grumpy old man proceed with caution

Description: Daddy 2022 Loading..

Description: Dad jokes are how eye roll

Description: Audiology Squad

Description: United We Stand Intoxicated We Fall

Description: I eat terrorism and crap freedom

Description: You look like the 4th of July makes me want a hot dog real bad

Description: I'm not drunk I'm American

Description: Fireworks are not the only thing getting lit today