SimonL

Description: If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Don't Ask A Stupid Question.

Description: Dance Dad Pay Drive Clap

Description: Cheers And Beers To 50 Years Old

Description: I'm a Twin Mom What's Your Superpower

Description: I'm A Lady With The Vocabulary Of A Well Educated Sailor

Description: I'm Not Procrastinating I'm Doing Side Quests

Description: I'm Not Always Sarcastic Sometimes I'm Sleeping

Description: I'm Not Trespassing I'm A Geologist

Description: Dude Where's My Leg

Description: I'M THE MIDDLE SISTER I AM REASON WE HAVE RULES

Description: Cool Story Babe Now Make Me A Sandwich

Description: Disappointing My Parents One Granddog At A Time

Description: Greater Is He Who Is In Me Than He

Description: Get Comfortable Being Uncomfortable

Description: Eat Sleep Act Repeat

Description: Having a Weird Aunt Builds Character

Description: Eat Sleep Do Hair Repeat

Description: Grab Life By The Bells

Description: I Don't Want To I Don't Have To You Can't Make Me I'm Retired

Description: I Have To Be Successful Because I Love Expensive Shit

Description: Friendship Isn't A Big Thing It's A Million Little Things

Description: Fish Make Life Betta

Description: I Hate It When Coworkers Act Like Supervisors Please Act Your Wage

Description: Here To Cancel My Monthly Subscription

Description: I Kickbox To Burn Off The Crazy

Description: I Lost My Leg In A Poker Game

Description: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own.

Description: I Only Do What The Voices In My Wife's Head Tell Her To Tell Me To Do

Description: I Lost 100 Pounds And I'm Not Stopping

Description: I Kissed A Nurse And I Liked It

Description: I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer

Description: If You Could Show Your Work That Would Be Great

Description: I Sugar Coat Everything

Description: I Rocked The Short Bus

Description: I'd Rather Be At Home With My Dog

Description: Everyone Loves A Nice Jewish Boy