SimonL

Description: Softball Makes Me Happy You Not So Much

Description: Sorry For What I Said While Parking Camper

Description: Straight Outta My Twenties

Description: Straight Outta South Carolina

Description: Straight Outta 2014

Description: Teacher? I Prefer The Term Educational Rock star

Description: This Is My Human Costume I'm Really A Rhino

Description: Surgery Recovery Mode

Description: The Best Electrical Engineers Have Beards

Description: Take Care of Y'all Chicken

Description: This Is What An Awesome Baker Looks Like

Description: This Nap Isn't Going To Take Itself

Description: This Leg Is Taking A Lot Longer Than Expected To Grow Back

Description: This Is My Human Costume I'm Really A Rubber Duck

Description: Throwers Have More Fun

Description: Retired Under New Management See Wife For Details

Description: Retired Teachers Make The Best Grandmas

Description: Pretend I'm A Troll

Description: Race Cars And Beer That's Why I'm Here

Description: Namastay In Bed With My Dog

Description: Cleaning Is My Therapy

Description: Coffee Contracts Cocktails Closings

Description: I'm A Little High Maintenance

Description: If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Don't Ask A Stupid Question.

Description: Dance Dad Pay Drive Clap

Description: Cheers And Beers To 50 Years Old

Description: I'm a Twin Mom What's Your Superpower

Description: I'm A Lady With The Vocabulary Of A Well Educated Sailor

Description: I'm Not Procrastinating I'm Doing Side Quests

Description: I'm Not Always Sarcastic Sometimes I'm Sleeping

Description: I'm Not Trespassing I'm A Geologist

Description: Dude Where's My Leg

Description: I'M THE MIDDLE SISTER I AM REASON WE HAVE RULES

Description: Cool Story Babe Now Make Me A Sandwich

Description: Disappointing My Parents One Granddog At A Time

Description: Greater Is He Who Is In Me Than He