SimonL

Description: Life Is Tough But I Am Tougher

Description: Less Hate More BBQ

Description: My Rescue Dog Rescued Me

Description: My Dog Winks At Me Sometimes

Description: Live Everyday Like It's 28-3

Description: My Whole Life Is A Blonde Moment

Description: My Students Are My Why

Description: Nah I'm Good I Have A Boyfriend

Description: Sorry For What I Said While I Was Docking The Pontoon

Description: Retirement Plan On Playing The Drums

Description: Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

Description: Sexy Strong Sober

Description: Save The Furry Potato

Description: Softball Makes Me Happy You Not So Much

Description: Sorry For What I Said While Parking Camper

Description: Straight Outta My Twenties

Description: Straight Outta South Carolina

Description: Straight Outta 2014

Description: Teacher? I Prefer The Term Educational Rock star

Description: This Is My Human Costume I'm Really A Rhino

Description: Surgery Recovery Mode

Description: The Best Electrical Engineers Have Beards

Description: Take Care of Y'all Chicken

Description: This Is What An Awesome Baker Looks Like

Description: This Nap Isn't Going To Take Itself

Description: This Leg Is Taking A Lot Longer Than Expected To Grow Back

Description: This Is My Human Costume I'm Really A Rubber Duck

Description: Throwers Have More Fun

Description: Retired Under New Management See Wife For Details

Description: Retired Teachers Make The Best Grandmas

Description: Pretend I'm A Troll

Description: Race Cars And Beer That's Why I'm Here

Description: Namastay In Bed With My Dog

Description: Cleaning Is My Therapy

Description: Coffee Contracts Cocktails Closings

Description: I'm A Little High Maintenance